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(Iran) Scientist Claims to Invent 'Time Machine' To See Into The Future With 98% Accuracy
The Mirror (U.K.) ^
| April 11, 2013
| Tom Parry
Posted on 04/13/2013 1:27:07 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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"He says the device is the size of a laptop and uses a complex set of algorithms which took him ten years to develop, but has not revealed any concrete details about his invention."
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:27:35 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Hey, inventor: Tell your rulers their future:
Mene, Mene, Tekel, u-Pharsin
To: DogByte6RER
I built a time machine too. It can take you into the future at rate of one second per second (non-accelerating).
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:31:15 PM PDT
by
DemforBush
(Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
To: DogByte6RER
Well, if we see some Persians winning big betting on golf and tennis, we should get worried.
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:32:07 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
Back to the 6th Century ...
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:32:20 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
To: DogByte6RER
An Iranian scientist claims he has invented a time machine that allows you to predict the future with 98 per cent accuracy. OK.
I get it.
Iranian April Fool's day is 12 days later than ours?
Why doesn't he just tell us when that goofball genie in the well is finally climbing out?
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:34:26 PM PDT
by
publius911
(Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
To: DogByte6RER; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
I need those Lotto numbers ASAP!
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:34:32 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: DogByte6RER
I have a device that will move me four hours into the future in what seems to be a matter of minutes. My computer mouse.
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:35:11 PM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: DogByte6RER
Critics also believe Irans claims that it launched a monkey into space could have been faked.
Scientists in Tehran hailed the mission to send a simian 75 miles above Earth and back in a Kavoshgar rocket as a success.
But question marks were raised after the monkey presented to the nation as the heroic astronaut looked remarkably different than the one which made lift off. Well, D'OH!
Of course it looked different. After being launched into the future against his will, he was sent back aged by 15 years.
Any muslim fool know that.
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:38:40 PM PDT
by
publius911
(Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:38:45 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: DogByte6RER
we got a time machine that can send them BACK in time, it's called the W88 and can send them back to the stone age in the blink of an eye...
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:39:39 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Revolting cat!
Does he see Israeli nukes hitting Tehran?
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:40:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep em coming! Thank you all very much!
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:41:19 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: DogByte6RER
If he finished a few days earlier he could have made a killing on the Final Four
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:46:26 PM PDT
by
rdcbn
To: DogByte6RER
98% accurate?
That 2% will get you every time.
To: DogByte6RER
There’s STILL one born every minute.........
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:49:23 PM PDT
by
RightOnline
(I am Andrew Breitbart!)
To: occamrzr06
98% works for me? How many numbers do you have to hit in Lotto, 6? What’s 98% of six, 6?
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posted on
04/13/2013 1:51:01 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: occamrzr06
I too was wondering about the 98% figure - if he just now invented it - isn’t it too early to know? And if not, then does that mean that he waited all these years to announce it?
Or did he invent it today, get in it and travel to the future, and is now coming back to tell us that his predictions were right?
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