Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Hahaha!
There was a woman a few years ago who baked a batch of cookies on the dashboard of her car.
Our low last night was 80.
So you only needed a subbie for a week?? I was just starting to get the hang of it...
You’re welcome to continue. I could sleep later.
In another few weeks our lows will be in the ‘90’s. :^\
Mornin’, twin sister!
Well, I always take comfort in knowing Palm Springs is always a little warmer than Phoenix.
I saw a recipe once for cooking a roast on your dashboard. It should work, but I shudder to think of what that car will smell like for the next month. My stomach would rumble at me every time I got in the car!
Your hand is much more experienced and finding the truly funny ones. I didn’t know if the Donald Trump one was funny enough, so I put up the Mafia Catz too....
And I take comfort knowing Death Valley is hotter than Vagas...;o]
Darks is not around, no typsos.
REMINDER: TODAY IS NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY!
Get on out there and get your “swag.”
http://nationaldoughnutday2013.com/
Where I come from, carp are “trash fish,” but I’ve known people who like to eat them.
Unghhhh....
Carp pay de um...
Somehow, I knew you were there, Darks! LOL!
You can’t fool me! :o])
Hahahah!
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