Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
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Saw this at Sprouts — a new grocer out her in Walnut Creek — and I thought of you:
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From the label:
Somewhere near the cool shadows of the laundry room. Past the litter box and between the plastic yard toys. This is your time. Time to enjoy a moment to yourself. A moment without the madness. The dishes can wait. Dinner be damned.
Wow, it’s like they viewed the government surveillance tapes of my house!
Good morning. It looks like the worst of this weather is to our north. Maybe it won’t rain all day.
Hi T-C,
Have a nice dry day!
Friday Bonus (I probably won't post pics over the weekend):
We’re having a heat wave! How do we know, in the desert? Because the weather prognosticators tell us so! LOL!
But Vegas is good to make sure there are water stations all over the valley for those who just don’t think about rehydrating themselves.
I always have a case of water in the vehicle, just in case.
Thanks. I will be home with my real computer tomorrow.
We hit 110 yesterday, and we’re supposed to hit it again today...fortunately Baby watered the carp out of the corn and potatoes yesterday.
LOL!
I can relate to that, for sure! And TC? Well, let’s just say I’ve seen her in action and she EARNS every bit of the box wine and Sprite she consumes! :o])
Whoa! Has it been a week already?
I just hope I did an adequate job....
Andrea is getting ready to pay us a visit.
She has big shoes to fill. We just learned that one of the subway tunnels connecting Brooklyn to Manhattan is about to be shut down for a year (assuming no delays to make it longer).
It’s a good thing Mayor Bloomberg was focusing on important things like soda bans rather than trivia like making sure we could handle a big storm.
You are never merely adequate.
You’re always a little warmer there than we are. Small consolation that is, eh?
Yeah, but I always thought that was a goal worth shooting for....
:^)
Yes, it has been a week, and the kittehs were just fine. We have seen only two in real life this week: one crossing a main street toward a shop with Fresh Local Shrimp, and one in a bar.
Our governor has been bombarded by residents, telling him to veto the gun control bill. I can’t imagine, in Nevada, that he would go against the “cowboys!”
I told him I didn’t need to defend myself against the game animals... ;o]
It was so hot here last week that I saw a dog chasing a squirrel in the park.
They were both walking.
Good morning!
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