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'Dead' Prostitute Leaps From Her Coffin (Zimbabwe)
New York Post ^
| March 29, 2013
| New York Post via The Sun
Posted on 03/29/2013 1:33:09 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Edited on 03/29/2013 1:35:51 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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A prostitute in Zimbabwe 'died' during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: coffin; hookers; iteotwawki; itstheendoftheworld; napl; obamavoter; prostitute; reanimator; society; talesfromthecrypt; undead; walkingdead; yikes; zimbabwe; zombie; zombiehookers; zombies
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Surely the prospect of all of those Zimbabwe billion dollar notes had a role in her "revival" ...
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“Prostitute who ‘died’ during romp came back to life in coffin”
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4864611/prostitute-who-died-during-romp-came-back-to-life-in-coffin.html#ixzz2OxlXW3Jz
... Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me”.
Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.
A source told Bulaweyo24 News: “It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen.”
The shaken hooker - known locally as MaNdlo - was escorted home by another prostitute.
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:34:34 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
It’s what our money will look like soom.
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:36:36 PM PDT
by
Vaduz
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:37:05 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
I bet that prostitute is real glad she is not related to Dwight Schrute:
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:38:22 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
To: DogByte6RER
She was in an Army experiment and she was afraid that she didn’t pay her pimp UPGRAYDD.
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:40:33 PM PDT
by
ResponseAbility
(The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
A big dream of many Japanese men is something called rasto spurto. To die in the saddle (so to speak).
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:40:56 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Slings and Arrows; RandallFlagg
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:41:31 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
So many things I could say... but I already have entertainment scheduled for this Friday night.
Besides, daddy said it best to avoid dead hookers.
/johnny
To: DogByte6RER
'Dead' Prostitute Leaps From Her Coffin I'd get bit by it.
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:45:55 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
Would he or wouldn't he?
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:53:20 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Due Process 2013: "Burn the M*****-F***er Down!")
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:56:44 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
The last guy didn’t pay her?
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posted on
03/29/2013 1:58:52 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: All
Meanwhile, in other news ...
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posted on
03/29/2013 2:00:36 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
I actually have a coffin here I built years ago. It's nice looking and form fitting, assuming I don't pack on the pounds (and I won't).
Kids took it down from the shelf and took the ham radio antennas out of it when I got hurt so bad, but failed to put it back when I lived (little barstids). They didn't even bother to dust it, inside or outside.
And they wonder why I left handles off of it. Someone is going to regret my passing, even if it's the pall-bearers.
/johnny
To: b4its2late
I guess you can say she got “stiffed” by her last customer.
To: ResponseAbility
Bet she needed a glass of water, like from the toilet.
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posted on
03/29/2013 2:09:40 PM PDT
by
When do we get liberated?
(A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
To: ResponseAbility
Is that spelled with two D’s due to a double dose of his pimpin’?
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posted on
03/29/2013 2:15:44 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. Don't pay her.
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posted on
03/29/2013 2:16:45 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DogByte6RER
Unfortunately for her, the denizens of that “culturally advanced” african craphole will probably hunt her down and kill her now that she’s shown herself to be a witch who can come back from the dead.
If you subscribe to the “out of africa” theory, Africa might have been the “cradle of civilization” but it seems that modern (civilized) man walked out of africa and left the stupid behind.
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posted on
03/29/2013 2:17:16 PM PDT
by
RJS1950
(The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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