[DogByte6RER]

[JRandomFreeper]

I actually have a coffin here I built years ago. It's nice looking and form fitting, assuming I don't pack on the pounds (and I won't).

Kids took it down from the shelf and took the ham radio antennas out of it when I got hurt so bad, but failed to put it back when I lived (little barstids). They didn't even bother to dust it, inside or outside.

And they wonder why I left handles off of it. Someone is going to regret my passing, even if it's the pall-bearers.

/johnny