SFW picture at source.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Rockstar Games could make a game about this:
Grand Theft D***o[Thanks to Stoat for the link!]
2 posted on
02/12/2013 6:24:03 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
3 posted on
02/12/2013 6:24:08 PM PST by
generally
(Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: Slings and Arrows
4 posted on
02/12/2013 6:26:00 PM PST by
null and void
(Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise
There is apparently a black market on adult toys. Who knew?
8 posted on
02/12/2013 6:29:33 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I don’t condome such robberies!
9 posted on
02/12/2013 6:30:58 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Police are staking out the area's bicycle shops.
10 posted on
02/12/2013 6:33:25 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
If they catch him he is really screwed.
12 posted on
02/12/2013 6:52:17 PM PST by
TonyM
To: Slings and Arrows
well if he only stole $1500 bucks worth the shop owner can be relieved he didn’t get to any of the really good stuff.
13 posted on
02/12/2013 7:12:51 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Slings and Arrows
...making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.
14 posted on
02/12/2013 7:29:07 PM PST by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Slings and Arrows
Q: How on earth would they torture a confession out of a BDSM masochist?
16 posted on
02/12/2013 7:44:23 PM PST by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Another tale of cops ‘n’ rubbers.
25 posted on
02/12/2013 8:55:25 PM PST by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store”
... and police are on the lookout for an erotic operator.
28 posted on
02/12/2013 9:00:58 PM PST by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Slings and Arrows
31 posted on
02/12/2013 11:54:32 PM PST by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: Slings and Arrows
Valentine’s Day gifts for his girlfriends???
32 posted on
02/13/2013 12:03:01 AM PST by
Bob
To: Slings and Arrows
Did he get any ...
They're hard to find. :(
35 posted on
02/13/2013 12:30:46 AM PST by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Ok, humor me, someone. I’m not going to any other website, but WHAT would run up to $1,500 in value from one of these place?!?
37 posted on
02/13/2013 3:46:56 AM PST by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Slings and Arrows
ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in
Let's pretend the guy gets away with the toys, what's it going to cost him to repair the front end of his truck?
38 posted on
02/13/2013 3:56:24 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)
To: Slings and Arrows
Note to the perp, “When you just can't wait until your favorite sex shop opens for business, Time to cut down your Viagra dosage.
39 posted on
02/13/2013 4:32:07 AM PST by
SledgeCS
(Democrat/Liberal/Progressive/Socialist = Gun Control Nazi)
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