they're not Polack jokes, they're Polack life lessons.
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To: TurboZamboni
It could happen.
2 posted on
12/12/2012 2:05:24 PM PST by
Steely Tom
(If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
To: TurboZamboni
“After breakfast... I opened a beer and started ironing”.
What could go wrong?!
To: TurboZamboni
And how’d your burn your OTHER ear?
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The damn thing rang again!
4 posted on
12/12/2012 2:09:00 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: TurboZamboni
Does he work for the outfit that tore down the French castle and never touched the outhouse that they were hired to remove?
5 posted on
12/12/2012 2:09:18 PM PST by
Not now, Not ever!
(Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
To: TurboZamboni
Now only one side of his face has wrinkles.
To: TurboZamboni
Reminds me of the doctor who reached behind his ear for his pen and found a rectal thermometer there instead.
“At least I know what I did with my pen.”
7 posted on
12/12/2012 2:10:10 PM PST by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
To: TurboZamboni
Damn,I hate it when that happens!........
8 posted on
12/12/2012 2:10:30 PM PST by
Red Badger
(Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
To: TurboZamboni; Cronos
they're not Polack jokes, they're Polack life lessons. Any truth to that, Cronos?
9 posted on
12/12/2012 2:12:04 PM PST by
Alex Murphy
("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
To: TurboZamboni
10 posted on
12/12/2012 2:13:22 PM PST by
red-dawg
To: TurboZamboni
Too many jokes....too easy...
11 posted on
12/12/2012 2:14:13 PM PST by
Fedupwithit
(You gave him what he wanted. I gave him what he needed.)
To: TurboZamboni
As a result of his accident he said he would give up watching boxing on the television but would continue to iron.
Yeah, sure. I'll bet he gets some grief for that comment...
12 posted on
12/12/2012 2:15:20 PM PST by
RKM
To: TurboZamboni
Q:How many Polack jokes are there?
A:One...all the rest are true.
13 posted on
12/12/2012 2:17:51 PM PST by
mountn man
(ATTITUDE- The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It.)
To: TurboZamboni
I suspect this did not happen after the first beer he opened that morning. After the first case is probably more accurate.
15 posted on
12/12/2012 2:22:23 PM PST by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: TurboZamboni
"Dat's not a Obamaphone!"
16 posted on
12/12/2012 2:24:33 PM PST by
COBOL2Java
(GOPe: Already prepping for their 2016 loss - Jeb Bush!)
To: TurboZamboni
Ouch! Now THAT’S gonna leave a mark!
17 posted on
12/12/2012 2:24:50 PM PST by
6ppc
(It's torch and pitchfork time)
To: TurboZamboni
As a kid, I remember a similar joke about Hellen Keller, though beer and boxing were not involved.
To: TurboZamboni
That reminds me a old Helen Keller joke.
19 posted on
12/12/2012 2:27:58 PM PST by
4yearlurker
(No matter who you elect,the government eventually gets in.)
To: TurboZamboni
” Mr Paczkowski said a burning sensation on his ear soon made him realise his mistake. To compound his misfortune a dash to the bathroom to cool his burn with water resulted in his head hitting a door frame, causing an injury just above the left eye.”
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Just wasn’t his day...
To: TurboZamboni
Or he burned his face in a totally different but more idiotic way and invented this cover story to spare extra humiliation...
21 posted on
12/12/2012 2:30:18 PM PST by
GraceG
To: TurboZamboni
must have been a pressing call
22 posted on
12/12/2012 2:32:10 PM PST by
TheRightGuy
(I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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