Posted on 12/10/2012 8:47:31 AM PST by Lazamataz
Sorry, folks, I still find it impossible to write about serious political topics right now. It's as if the United States is 180-degrees out of phase with reality.
I now know what it was like to be a dedicated Communist when the USSR broke up.
So, on to sillier topics:
ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!
http://zombierightscampaign.org/
"The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life." - Jane Addams
"'Life' includes 'undead existence'." - The ZRC
DON'T BE A LIFEIST! Discrimination against the Undead is ILLEGAL!
Never use phrases like:
These comments are hurtful, lifeist, and possibly illegal. Furthermore, the term 'Zombie' can be considered offensive. Please refer to them as the Recently Living Americans from now on.
Not all Recently Living Americans are uneducated, some of them even attend high-priced finishing schools. Here is an example of a cultured Recently Living American:
More tragic still, are Recently Living Americans who happen to be dyslexic:
I think that’s entirely possible.
I believe it’s up to me to cheer up him and his biceps.
Best zombie movies..
WHITE ZOMBIE
I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE
BRAINDEAD (DEAD ALIVE). From the man who later brought you the Lord of The Rings.
If zombies pass you by... you might be a libtard!
Zombie are a good topic these days.
Are these Mayan zombies?
Zombie are a good topic these days.
Are these Mayan zombies?
Was that Debbie Wasserman Schultz in post #5? Same hair.
I love this so very, very much.
Meh. 1932 and 1943-era films are not my speed. I can stomach zombie comedies but I like it best if the genre is treated seriously.
Add me to your Not-Very-Satisfied list?
thnx.
***I like it best if the genre is treated seriously.***
It is so silly to take a fantasy seriously. Since zombies are already dead and rotted they can’t be really killed, so you break them down by destroying their support system. their skeleton.
Think a slug in the pelvic area taking out their backbone and legs. Or you can kneecap them with a rifle. That is how you put down a zombie.
Then out comes the kerosene and light them up.
I heard on the News today that Homeland security is using tax dollars to train their agents in Zombie Killing, in preparation for the Apocalypse. No Joke! I really DID hear it, but I was driving and couldn’t write anything down as to the source.
Yep...I just Googled “Homeland Security Zombie Training” and it’s For REAL!
EEEK!
If you watch The Walking Dead, you see how the fantasy can actually be realistic. A viral infection, like menegitis in it can penetrate the blood-brain barrier. However, unlike menegitis, it stimulates and awakens the extreme reptilian brain ONLY. Just the movement-senses-hunger section.
Zombies = American citizens.
I'm going thru withdrawal already.....that's my all time favorite show.
Just when you think things have settled down a bit, the writers throw another wrench in the works.
In the words of the Governor: I'm keeping an eye out for the next episode to arrive.....
Thanks Laz, I needed that.
LOL for the first time today!
They've already had slugs in their pelvic areas and all they took out was flesh.
***They’ve already had slugs in their pelvic areas and all they took out was flesh. ***
Then there is a piss poor script writer who knows nothing about anatomy.
≤}B^)
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