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Lindsay Lohan wants to know why everyone is panicing over a hurricane (humor break)
Twitchy ^ | 10/28/12

Posted on 10/28/2012 7:09:52 PM PDT by markomalley

There are no words.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hurricanesandy; lindsaylohan; lohan
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To: a fool in paradise
LiLo sucks!


21 posted on 10/28/2012 8:18:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: gorush

ROFL!!


22 posted on 10/28/2012 8:19:59 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: GeronL
To figure out GIMP, you must be one with many layers.

Imagine quantum entanglement across branes in a multi-verse. Stick with 4-D math in each brane (close enough for cooks) and keep the number of layers small until you are more secure in your efforts.

Also, it helps to read the manual. And study some of the more obscure asian religions.

Big trick is when you render a pic, mash the layers flat into a .jpeg and run with it.

GIMP. The Cook's version. Your mileage may vary. Not responsible for accidents.

/johnny

23 posted on 10/28/2012 8:23:56 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: gorush

That’s hysterical.


24 posted on 10/28/2012 8:24:35 PM PDT by Hoodat ("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Once I have figured out how to apply text to an image, I’ll work on the meshing the layer thingies... heh


25 posted on 10/28/2012 8:26:47 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Yeah, and how about “Little Debbie’’? Can’t swear to it and of course one must not speak ill of the dead but I think that the Ol’Doughboy and ‘’Debbie’’ were playing their own kind of ‘’Pattie Cake’’, nudge, nudge, know what I mean ,eh, eh?


26 posted on 10/28/2012 8:37:01 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: GeronL
Open one of the OpenOrifice apps and type the text that you want, close to, or the same font, close to, or the same size. Use GIMP to determine the actual size of the jpeg (resize image will give you the info).

Save the text as an image. Yes, you can do that. Even in the word processor program.

Open another window in GIMP with the text image, make the background transparent instead of white, copy and paste into the image you want to modify.

It's so easy a cook could do it.

I left out an important step... getting rid of the original text but retaining the background, but I've given enough hints. 5 layers, to do it fast. 3 layers to do it with panache. ;)

/johnny

27 posted on 10/28/2012 8:37:23 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: gorush

LOL


28 posted on 10/28/2012 8:37:23 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: jmacusa
little debbie?
...i thought her name was patti...*shock*
ummm..*wink*..*wink*..*wink*

29 posted on 10/28/2012 8:46:50 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Anger a Conservative by telling a lie; Anger a Liberal by telling the truth. - RWR 8-)
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To: bmwcyle

Not funny.


30 posted on 10/28/2012 9:13:35 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: Fungi
"Not funny."

LOL. Are you kidding? Dill Dough would be the Swedish Uncle.

31 posted on 10/28/2012 9:19:13 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Isn’t she a drug-addled lesbian shoplifter-drunk-driver-er?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Doesn’t make her a bad person but she still has nice Yaboes.


32 posted on 10/28/2012 9:21:47 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: skinkinthegrass

You mean you’ve never heard of “Little Debbie Snack Cakes’’ ? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink know what I mean, eh?,eh?


33 posted on 10/28/2012 9:29:43 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I was able to delete the old text and left a checkerboard pattern under it, I was able to cover that and make the background look blank. I will now try your suggestion.


34 posted on 10/28/2012 9:31:17 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

Sounds New Agey.


35 posted on 10/28/2012 9:34:19 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: GeronL
The checkerboard pattern means 'transparent' or 'nothing is there', but only on that layer. Think hole in empty space.

Using the eyedropper(color matching) and then the bucket(area fill) will fill that empty space with the appropriate background. I assume you did that, and not a rectangular cut and paste from a clean part of the background that leaves jaggies at the interface ;).

/johnny

36 posted on 10/28/2012 9:38:08 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Test

37 posted on 10/28/2012 9:49:52 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I did exactly what you said. I got that basic thing down anyway


38 posted on 10/28/2012 9:52:56 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: skinkinthegrass; gorush

The real scandal was when Ho Ho showed up at the service.


39 posted on 10/28/2012 9:58:20 PM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: JRandomFreeper

As Sid Sodnagel used to say,

“It takes branes to figure out the multiverse.”


40 posted on 10/28/2012 10:23:42 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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