this got me at nro. Ohhhh did it hurt for a minute.
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To: epluribus_2
SHOCKER! And just before the foreign policy debates! If you believe that Iran is going along with diplomacy then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
2 posted on
10/22/2012 9:35:37 AM PDT by
AbolishCSEU
(Percentage of Income in CS is inversely proportionate to Mother's parenting of children)
To: epluribus_2
“Peace is at hand” - Henry Kissinger just before the ‘72 eleciton.
Won’t work this time, Barry!
To: epluribus_2
The problem with satire like this is the obvious question: Whose word is worth less, Øbozo’s or Amadinnerjacket’s?
6 posted on
10/22/2012 9:37:32 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: epluribus_2
Somehow I get the feeling people aren’t reading down to the third paragraph...LOL!
7 posted on
10/22/2012 9:38:20 AM PDT by
mplsconservative
($7.75 for a block of Velveeta cheese? Let's have an anti-Obama grilled cheese revolt!)
To: epluribus_2
9 posted on
10/22/2012 9:38:51 AM PDT by
struggle
(http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
To: epluribus_2
“Contraceptives and large puppets”.
Good line!
10 posted on
10/22/2012 9:39:02 AM PDT by
agere_contra
("Government creates nothing" - Romney, 2012)
To: epluribus_2
"Iran has agreed to abandon its nuclear-weapons program in a historic diplomatic achievement certain to dominate tonight’s foreign-policy presidential debate, and dramatically reshape the electoral landscape."
The statement proves that the move is purely political and therefore not to be trusted ... not to mention that Israel was frozen out of the loop by little barry bastard drug-addled degenerate closet mooselimb. Scott should now find himself in great demand again, with plenty of children provided by Iran to keep him busy during 'inspections'. ... If there will actually be any inspections.
11 posted on
10/22/2012 9:39:17 AM PDT by
MHGinTN
(Being deceived can be cured.)
To: epluribus_2
“Putin’s still holding out for a curtsy from President Obama. We’re only offering a bow, max. Besides, the president’s campaign schedule won’t permit it.”
My favorite line by far. I think it adds a great new context to this:
"After my election I have more flexibility"
:D
12 posted on
10/22/2012 9:39:55 AM PDT by
verum ago
(Some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
To: epluribus_2
I’m guessing the Obamunists sold-out Israel. Other than a few percent of votes, they have no use for Jews. And now that they have the Moslem vote, they have even less use for the Jews.
13 posted on
10/22/2012 9:40:14 AM PDT by
Westbrook
(Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
To: epluribus_2
He really should have apologized for that Billy Squier "Rock Me Tonight" video, where he danced around in a pink shirt, disco snapping like a fruity drag queen.
That video was very offensive and Iran should have nuked all involved in its production.
14 posted on
10/22/2012 9:40:29 AM PDT by
dead
(It ain't over until the phone lady sings.)
To: epluribus_2
In just this one case, I do approve of indefinite incarceration (and solitary confinement) for the maker of the crappy video involved.
15 posted on
10/22/2012 9:40:42 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
To: epluribus_2
16 posted on
10/22/2012 9:40:54 AM PDT by
timestax
(Why not drug tests for the President AND all White Hut staff ? ? ?)
To: epluribus_2
20 posted on
10/22/2012 9:42:08 AM PDT by
Snuph
("give me Liberty...")
To: epluribus_2
And this Nuke “Deal” is worth exactly . . . ?
22 posted on
10/22/2012 9:43:02 AM PDT by
YHAOS
(you betcha!)
To: epluribus_2
You’re going to get a lot of clicks to this thread.
23 posted on
10/22/2012 9:43:35 AM PDT by
Homer_J_Simpson
("Every nation has the government that it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821))
To: epluribus_2
Hitler has also agreed to evacuate Poland!
Ba-Rak have saved zee world! :^)
To: epluribus_2
Bwahaha!...
As those of us who lived through the Iran hostage fiasco, we remember many an alleged 'agreement in principle', and negotiation, that was going to result in the soon release of the American hostages. These agreements all turned to vapor. It wasn't until Reagan got elected that the hostages actually were set free - because the Iranians understood that Mr. Reagan would probably actually do something to them.
The Persians invented chess thousands of years ago, and we have an Administration that would be hard pressed to win, or tie, in a game of tick-tack-toe...
27 posted on
10/22/2012 9:47:29 AM PDT by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: epluribus_2; All
They got me at first as well, but then I saw nothing at CNN and I read further and realized it was nonsense when I saw the quotes.
31 posted on
10/22/2012 9:49:39 AM PDT by
rwfromkansas
("Carve your name on hearts, not marble." - C.H. Spurgeon)
To: epluribus_2
You should ask the mods to put a satire warning in the headline. Freepers never read more than the headline and the first three words of any article.
32 posted on
10/22/2012 9:50:24 AM PDT by
livius
To: epluribus_2
“....Iran has agreed to abandon its nuclear-weapons program....”
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To be resumed immediately after November 7.
33 posted on
10/22/2012 9:51:57 AM PDT by
353FMG
(The US Constitution is only as effective as those who enforce it.)
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