[livius]

You should ask the mods to put a satire warning in the headline. Freepers never read more than the headline and the first three words of any article.

[verum ago]

Freepers never read more than the headline and the first three words of any article.

That's actually kinda pathetic, isn't it :-/

[katana]

It will be interesting to see how many “reputable” news agencies, much less the left wing websites’ moron brigades, jump on this obvious (after three or four sentences) satire. Putting a “satire” warning would spoil some of the fun.