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Alaska woman falls off 60-foot cliff while texting
Foxnews.com ^
| September 27, 2012
| foxnews
Posted on 09/28/2012 5:57:03 AM PDT by vet7279
The Kodiak Daily Mirror reports she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.
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TOPICS: Local News; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: cellphones; darwinnominee; napl; smokers; texting
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To: vet7279
I dodge these idiots daily, on the freeway and on the sidewalks.
No sympathy.
Hope she serves as a lesson to the other idiots.
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posted on
09/28/2012 6:32:49 AM PDT
by
SJSAMPLE
To: Opinionated Blowhard
...and all the while keeping her kicking legs out of the jaws of the dreaded Alaskan shark.
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posted on
09/28/2012 6:32:57 AM PDT
by
Erasmus
(Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
To: vet7279
It was the texting that “done her in”, not the cigarette.
For instance, driving while smoking is relatively safe, but texting while driving (or walking around on cliffs) is not.
The cigs usually take 30 or 40 years to kill you, texting can do it in five minutes.
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posted on
09/28/2012 6:45:24 AM PDT
by
FrankR
(They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
To: vet7279
She seem to be driving in the left lane in front of me for the four years.
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posted on
09/28/2012 6:48:03 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
To: vet7279
Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
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posted on
09/28/2012 6:54:27 AM PDT
by
BlueMondaySkipper
(Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
To: vet7279
To: vet7279
That needs to be added to the new commercial about don’t text/don’t wreck.
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posted on
09/28/2012 7:06:17 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: vet7279
And Barry Hussein Soetoro will say it was Palins fault.
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posted on
09/28/2012 7:43:45 AM PDT
by
Rappini
(Veritas vos Liberabit)
To: a fool in paradise; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
She forgot which butt she wanted to throw...
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posted on
09/28/2012 8:06:56 AM PDT
by
vet7279
To: vet7279
She must have been texting her order of roadrunner catching gear to Acme.
To: vet7279
Text: I’m falling and I can’t get up!
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posted on
09/28/2012 8:16:49 AM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: TomGuy
To: humblegunner
Funny. (it won’t be popular, but it’s still funny)
To: vet7279
If she had died it would have been one more tobacco related death.
To: Charles Henrickson
To: vet7279
I have a 72-mile round trip to work every day, 60 miles of which is on a four lane dual highway. Every day I count at least a dozen people texting while driving. The same ones, day after day. Anybody doing ten miles under the speed limit and wobbling around in their lane is texting, guaranteed.
I will be so glad when Ubama hits that Interwebs "off" switch.
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posted on
09/28/2012 9:54:02 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
She was *that* close to being a good 0bama voter...
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posted on
09/28/2012 12:10:42 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/28/2012 12:27:01 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1347 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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