Prosecutors contend wife tried to saw off husband's head while he was sleeping

Q13Fox TV ^ | September 18, 2012

[Stoat]

An Everett woman who was arrested in October 2011 after allegedly attempting to cut her sleeping husband's neck with an electric saw, appeared in court Monday after being charged with first-degree attempted murder and first-degree assault with a deadly weapon.

[Stoat]

Also:

 

Woman on trial in bizarre power saw attack on husband - www.kirotv.com

 

 

 

Video report available here:

 

Prosecutors say power saw, hatchet used in attack - www.kirotv.com

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He told investigators that when he went to bed that evening he heard a “crunchy” noise that sounded and felt like plastic underneath the sheets. When he asked Renee what it was, she told him that she had put down extra blankets for comfort.

Police later discovered a layer of black plastic underneath the sheets and found a number of large aluminum roasting pans, numerous towels and a number of bottles of bleach — all items that Brett said were unusual to have in the house.  

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There are times when you just have to resign yourself to the fact that your wife is planning to cut your head off with a power saw.

[duckman]

Note to Home Depot: Do not sell power tools to a woman scorned.

[JRandomFreeper]

It's for reasons like this that I live alone.

/johnny

[txrefugee]

At least this crazy *itch is in jail where she can’t hurt the children. They have got to be scarred by having an insane mother, but hopefully, they can be helped.

[ottbmare]

I hate to say this, but I’m afraid this marriage might not work out. Things seem a bit tense in that household. Perhaps with counseling, he could learn to stop being annoying to her and learn to speak in a supportive way to her. Because it’s always the guy’s fault, you know. < /s>

Loved her foresight with the plastic sheeting and roasting pans, BTW. Always think ahead! You don’t want to mess up a perfectly good mattress when you butcher your spouse with a tiger saw. But in general, I would advise an 18-inch wood-metal wrecking blade for a job like this. You can get them in a three-pack at Home Depot for about $20. Worth the investment when you have a big job to do.

[ChiefJayStrongbow]

his wife was holding the saw, but, luckily for him, it was a reciprocating saw with a small blade. He then said he pushed her away and got out of bed, but she swung a hatchet at him and struck him in shoulder and then swung a mallet at him, hitting him in back of head. ... He married a well-armed (three armed) woman.

[Stoat]

Note to Home Depot: Do not sell power tools to a woman scorned.

 

Waiting for Leftists to demand a mandatory waiting period prior to the sale of any power tools, hatchets or mallets....  3....2....1....

[TurboZamboni]

did her husband offend the prophet?

[Steely Tom]

He married a well-armed (three armed) woman.

I'm thinking that she was using both hands and he was only using one.

[Venturer]

She was certainly dangerous,it’s a good thing she didn’t know much about power tools. An electric chainsaw would have done the job for her.

[Stoat]

It's for reasons like this that I live alone.

 

Do you have a pet?  You aren't safe.

 

 

[a fool in paradise]

His snoring covered up the sound.

[Stoat]

At least this crazy *itch is in jail where she can’t hurt the children. They have got to be scarred by having an insane mother, but hopefully, they can be helped.

 

Agreed, although they'll always be the winners in any one-upmanship conversation about whose upbringing was more destructive to their lives.  It's pretty hard to beat: "Your dad was an abusive  drunk? Yeah, well my mom tried to cut off my dad's head with a power saw." 

That pretty much stops the conversation right there.

[a fool in paradise]

his wife was holding the saw, but, luckily for him, it was a reciprocating saw with a small blade. He then said he pushed her away and got out of bed, but she swung a hatchet at him and struck him in shoulder and then swung a mallet at him, hitting him in back of head.

>>He married a well-armed (three armed) woman.

"Goin' back to Cali, I don't think so..."

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!"

[arthurus]

If he was asleep and she tried to use hat thing she is terribly deficient in motor co-ordination or terribly drunk to not succeed immediately.

[Made In The USA]

I the good old days I remember
with a knife she would try to dismember
just your most valued part, your member.

But today it’s Ryobi, Makita, Black and Decker
and the target more valuable than your pecker

Lock up the tool shed each night before bed
and sleep with one eye open, and you might keep your head.

[evets]

Hmmm... she looks 'normal' to me.

/s

[Slings and Arrows]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.