[Stoat]

He told investigators that when he went to bed that evening he heard a “crunchy” noise that sounded and felt like plastic underneath the sheets. When he asked Renee what it was, she told him that she had put down extra blankets for comfort.

Police later discovered a layer of black plastic underneath the sheets and found a number of large aluminum roasting pans, numerous towels and a number of bottles of bleach — all items that Brett said were unusual to have in the house.  

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There are times when you just have to resign yourself to the fact that your wife is planning to cut your head off with a power saw.

[ChiefJayStrongbow]

his wife was holding the saw, but, luckily for him, it was a reciprocating saw with a small blade. He then said he pushed her away and got out of bed, but she swung a hatchet at him and struck him in shoulder and then swung a mallet at him, hitting him in back of head. ... He married a well-armed (three armed) woman.

[Slings and Arrows]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

[ApplegateRanch]

I have a large number of aluminum roasting pans in the house, in the garage, and on the porch; they’ll get used to hold pots of seedling next spring.

The ‘several bottle of bleach’, along with the bottles of “pool (muriatic) acid” and “sewer (sulfuric) acid”, all have other uses.

Ditto for the cans of Red Devil lye, toluene, acetone, denatured alcohol, and bottles of grossly outdated wine.

Sheesh; everything is “suspicious” these days.