[Slings and Arrows]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

[fredhead]

Lorena Bobbett with a power tool........

OR

May she is mooslime and he insulted the prophet (poop be upon him)

[Clay Moore]

...so she saws me leg off and nails me head to the floor...

[Stoat]

UPDATE:

 

Everett woman gets 18 years in electric saw attack

 

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Superior Court Judge Eric Lucas supported the prosecution's sentencing recommendation for 44-year-old Renee Bishop-McKean. She was convicted last month of attempted first-degree murder.

The judge said Thursday it was clear to him that the woman made an attempt on her husband's life. The Daily Herald reports that Lucas also said he was convinced Bishop-McKean suffered from either a "mental disturbance" or "some kind of brain injury."

 

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