Hey Earthling ! You jivin' me ? !
There's nothin' in here but an empty chair . . and some kinda glass square thing on a pole . . wth ??
Posted on 09/16/2012 6:06:13 PM PDT by Ryan_Rubio_2016
Lets take a look at the last 40 or so months,and also consider what has occurred since Tuesday.We are "Leaderless". So if there was ever a time to put that "Alien Dilemma" in play,this would be the ideal time.So put yourself in this ordeal.A small alien space-craft has landed on your front lawn.Three aliens come to your front door.You open the door,and the "Tallest Alien" says,"Take Me To Your Leader". Then what do you do or tell them?Would you go back on the ship,or give them directions to our leaders home? There are probably at least a hundred great answers for this scenario.
Tell them my leader was crucified 2,000 years ago, but if they’d like to get to know him. . .
The Bernanke.
I’d say “you don’t want to meet that guy, he’s a nincompoop, come back in mid-November and we’ll see if conditions have improved.”
Tell them about Reagan and say he was the last real leader we had.
Hey Earthling ! You jivin' me ? !
There's nothin' in here but an empty chair . . and some kinda glass square thing on a pole . . wth ??
introduce them to the wife
I would tell them to go to the White House, but Obama would probably bow to them and apologize for Earth’s arrogance toward the rest of the universe.
In this home, if I am more than ten feet from the kitchen or bedroom, consider me a runaway.
;)
My cat.
actually, i would get on the ship with them,send them to “President Bidens” house, and when we get there, just sit back and watch the show {as Bin Biden goes off with his illegal alien jokes/gaffes}
i would tell them to get lost as I put a G-29 in their face, fnckin’ aliens.......
shit, maybe just G-27, what with ammo prices and all...
“Tallest Alien” says,”Take Me To Your Leader”. Then what do you do or tell them?
That’s easy. I’d get them in my truck, assuming they’d fit, and take them to my Church.
In the Church, I’d tell them “kneel at the altar and speak directly.”
I’d take them to the best representatives of humanity. Stephen Hawking, James Watson if still alive, or Bjørn Lomborg. (I wish Norman Borlaug was alive.)
Or I’d take them to a person who I think speaks for the civilized majority of the most advanced nation on Earth (probably still us). Dave Ramsey, Michael Savage, Bill Bennett or Thomas Sowell.
Explain the sorry state of affairs here with over half the population brainwashed by corrupt media and educators then send the aliens up to Canada to see one of the last bastions of sanity - Stephen Harper.
Savage or Bennet? Seriously?
Stephen Harper is a good, modern example.
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