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1 posted on 07/27/2012 10:03:41 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I guess he couldn’t stand the thought of four more years with Obama either...


2 posted on 07/27/2012 10:06:29 AM PDT by apillar
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Are they sure it isn't a case of auto-erotic asphyxiation, à la David Carradine?

Regards,

3 posted on 07/27/2012 10:08:59 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Zooicide?


4 posted on 07/27/2012 10:10:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Gorillas in the Noose.)
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See?

This is why you shouldn’t ignore the 800lb Gorilla in the room.


5 posted on 07/27/2012 10:10:28 AM PDT by agere_contra (Vote ABO. Don't choose the Greater Evil and then boast about how principled you are)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

TTIUWOP.


6 posted on 07/27/2012 10:11:35 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He heard a rumor that he was being sold to the Washington, DC zoo.


7 posted on 07/27/2012 10:12:30 AM PDT by Perseverando (Gun control? It's the OBOTS who are filling up prisons for violent crimes, not the Tea Party.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The U2 song comes to mind: Zoo-Rope-a.


8 posted on 07/27/2012 10:12:59 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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He was hung like a Gorilla.

(Sorry)


9 posted on 07/27/2012 10:13:39 AM PDT by agere_contra (Vote ABO. Don't choose the Greater Evil and then boast about how principled you are)
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Poor thing.


12 posted on 07/27/2012 10:23:15 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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"Brandl said another gorilla, Kamba, appeared to be trying to help Tatu when zookeepers arrived but "it's hard to say what exactly she was doing."

Color me skeptical...
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15 posted on 07/27/2012 10:30:55 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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Despondent over the collapse of the Euro? Sad because Michelle’s in London? Feeding a banana addiction?


18 posted on 07/27/2012 10:52:07 AM PDT by IronJack (=)
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He couldn't stand the color of his necktie, so he hung himself by it.

19 posted on 07/27/2012 10:53:25 AM PDT by Spunky (Those)
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"Alas, poor Tatu..."

22 posted on 07/27/2012 11:11:45 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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The evolutionists would say this is proof of tool-making and tool-using....

\sarc

Evo = the biggest science hoax BEFORE global warming.


23 posted on 07/27/2012 11:12:23 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Awwwwww :(


24 posted on 07/27/2012 12:03:30 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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If I was stuck in a zoo, I’d hang myself too!


26 posted on 07/27/2012 12:06:32 PM PDT by Ditter
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The note said “Evolution is a bitch.”


27 posted on 07/27/2012 12:07:19 PM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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Accidental?


28 posted on 07/27/2012 12:17:38 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch ( if you love, you will not condemn, and if you condemn, you cannot love)
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If you were constantly taunted by kids throwing things and had no access to alcohol, this would be your end, too.


29 posted on 07/28/2012 3:02:31 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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