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Posted on 07/12/2012 7:40:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Hi. I'm America. I've decided enough is enough. This is my opus.
You know, I've been on this continent for about 236 years. I've had some really great moderators (George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson) and some really awful ones (Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, Woodrow Wilson).
But I just cannot take the administration that is currently in power. This Obama, or as I like to call him, OTrauma.... he's killing me. He's killing me and he's doing it on purpose. At this rate, if he is given another term, I'm dead!
Not that the opposition is much better. I saw a bumper sticker recently, it was a campaign-style political one. It said "Mitt Romney. Meh." Mitt will forstall my death by a few years, but he's sure no cure.
And no matter who is elected, it seems like I'm seeing more drones, more TSA crotch groping, more monitoring and surveillance of my people. I'm seeing my people's rights diminished daily -- why, just the other day, I saw the Supreme Court rule it was permissable to force people to buy a product or service. WTF? This is NOT who I am!!!! Taxes look to skyrocket and the left is still coming after my people's guns. I am seeing things go more socialist and communist every day.
So I guess I am outta here. I am no longer going to sit around on this continent. Not sure where I am going yet, but I guarentee you, the spark of my freedom will take hold somewhere. Y'all can keep your USSA.
So, this is America, signing off.
What a drama queen.
Only rates a 2/10, I’m afraid. Counting against it: proper use of grammar and spelling, as well as no questioning of financial motives.
That makes it an OPUS FAIL, sorry.
That’s pretty good !
A badonkadonk bike rack.
BTW, your version is a lot more light than the one I’ve offered several times:
America is dead and gone. The final nail in the coffin was the 2008 election of an African communist as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. There’s no point hanging onto the past.
America had a great run. Remember it fondly for what it was.
The United States of America is now little more than a big land mass populated by cretins and parasites who have absolutely no respect for the military and who vote for big government to confiscate money from their neighbors and “redistribute” it to them in exchange for their votes. It is not an America worth defending anymore. That America no longer exists.
The parasites outnumber the hosts now, and there’s no going back. The Democrats have won. Throw some cold water in your face and figure out how to grab every government dime you possibly can before the parasites gobble it all up. Every man for himself. Good luck, everybody.
LIKE
I want my country back!
Where’s sweet land of liberty?
But the nagging question remains .... would Laz hit this opus?
So hang in there, America. It's just getting started. And when it's over, a lot of people will be hanging. But it won't be you or the ones who love you.
BTTT
BTTT
I started the original Freeper Island thread... with the help of Billie, LadyX, Badjoe and lots and lots of others. Such fun when ALL joined in.
Not when there are so "many women (ugly and otherwise) and so little time!" lol
The final nail, IMO.
But, your spacious skies! Amber waves of grain! Purple mountains!
(You really should get those checked, by the way).
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