Posted on 07/09/2012 3:34:13 PM PDT by Old Sarge
So the rumor is that the Zombie Apocalypse may have arrived. Sure, the Centers for Disease Control denies it, but what does the CDC know? Just to be on the safe side, Realtor.com put together a list of prime zombie-defense real estate capable of putting those with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh at a distance from you and your family.
(Excerpt) Read more at realestate.yahoo.com ...
And that’s EXACTLY what people are referring to when they say “zombies” these days. Kinda like the word “Amish” around here.
Hoards of welfare dependent zombies, roused up from the dead/couch by the neCromancers Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson by the mystical intonations of “you don’t got no food ‘cuz they duz!”,
looting and pillaging their way across the landscape.
I always thought someplace like the old SAGE blockhouse at Fort Lee would be a good place to hole up and wait out Zed. Semi-reenforced concrete structure, no windows, plenty of a/c (installed back in the vacuum tube days), ready rooms, and provision storage.
Wow.
Just... wow.
Incredible what they did with the technology of the era at hand.
Prepper PING!! More for entertainment value than anything! ;-)
I drove by a gun shop the other day that had a “zombie” standing on the curb, waving a (toy) neon colored AK. Great advertisement.
OMG
SWIPED
If this is your work, can you put together one with some of the scenes of bleached-out atlanta as background? on a corpse version of the logo?
I’ve posted all over facebook, the corpse version might go viral.
I’ll look up some of the walking dead artwork and see what I can come up with this afternoon.
Looks like we better not offend you. You have the ability to rain down fire!
I’ll put up “BBQ Zombie Plate $7.95” signs.
FReepers and Tea Partiers have nothing to worry about.
You can check this one out too:
http://homes.yahoo.com/news/bunker-on-ebay-20120815.html
“In the market for a nuke proof bunker? Try ebay”
“A certain segment of the population likes to be prepared for the worst, and for many doomsday scenarios, decommissioned underground nuclear missile silos are the ultimate hideout.
Despite this, there are government-constructed nuke-proof bunkers, some of the strongest structures made by man, that have lingered on the market without selling, and their prices have been slashed.
One bunker that CNBC has written about has had its price slashed from $4.6 million to $750,000...”
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