Not sure what the appropriate punishment would be for this heist, but you can bet when the guy is caught, he’s going to be whipped...
They used to be 32-oz jars, think they’re a little smaller now. Even so, it sounds like these internationally reknowned condiment thieves made away with a few cases of mayo.
The great nickel robbery was more interesting.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6826757/ns/nbcnightlynews/t/millions-nickels-stolen-fed/
When I told the guy to, “hold the mayo” I didn’t mean for him to five-finger-discount it!
Hair dressing for Debbie Wasserman Schultz?
It could be terrorists, planning to start an epidemic of salmonella by offering everyone wonky macaroni salad.
“T hey urged anyone who heard of people making large quantities of coleslaw or potato salad to notify authorities”
Honestly that’s the dumbest statement I’ve ever seen. Ya think? How many restaurants are in that town. And who knows, it could be a private citizen prepped.
Work all night in the Deli Bar
Ham on buns and we wanna go home
Fill de orders cause de boss man come
Ham on buns and we wanna go home
Come Mr. Deli Man, Deli me bologna
Ham on buns and he want some more
Come Mr. Deli man, Deli me bologna
Ham on buns and he want some more
It’s sixth shift, seventh shift, eighth shift, Lunch!
Ham on buns and we wanna go home
Sixth shift, seventh shift, eighth shift, Lunch!
Ham on buns and we wanna go home
May
We say May-ay-ayo
Ham on buns and we want some more
May
We say May
We say May
We say May
(Softly)
Ham on buns and we wanna go home
(Excerpted from author: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/matthias.shtml )
I have an alibi.
Must have been foreigners. A real Aussie would have been off with the Vegemite.
Reminds me of the TITANIC shipment of Mayonnaise going to Mexico to replace guacamole.
They celebrate that loss each year as the “Sinko de Mayo”.
Hell, man! You’re welcome.