[Slings and Arrows]

When caught, the robber will be given a severe dressing-down.

[a fool in paradise]

Was it medicinal mayonnaise stolen from the Mayo Clinic?

[Daffynition]

I'd look in St.Louis, MO, USA -- During the seventh annual Iron Barley's Tomato Fest, where organizers build a giant BLT (bacon, lettuce and tomatoes) sandwich that measure 224 ft and 3 inches - setting the new world record for the Largest BLT Sandwich, according to World Records Academy (www.worldrecordsacademy.org).