[a fool in paradise]

Was it medicinal mayonnaise stolen from the Mayo Clinic?

[Revolting cat!]

Have they got a hold yet of whoever’s holding the mayo?

[Revolting cat!]

Hell, man, it looks like whoever guarded these best foods hadn’t learned his kraft or passed the mustard!

[Revolting cat!]

Somewhere this evening some Aussie mates are getting high sniffing and smoking pure grade mayo. I wish I was with them.

Sometimes the potent stuff from the continent of Asia makes it to California (via Meheeco, of course.) I’ll have to check with my contacts in Hollywood in a couple of days.