HumbleGumby (With Apologies to Lewis Carroll)

Source: My Fevered Brow | 5/14/2012 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.

"Beware the HumbleGumby, my son!

The text that rages, the phrases that bit!
Beware the albaby beeber of stune,
And the sleaxy Lazamataz hit."

He took his 'board and mouse in hand
Long time the irrascid foe he sought,
So rested he by the BreakinBar,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in moddish thought he read,
The HumbleGumby, with words of flame,
Came churling through the blarzly thread,
And yarbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The posty blasts went flamy-smack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went triumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the HumbleGumby??
Come to my arms, my troobish noll!
O Freeptious day! JimRob! JohnRob!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.

[Lazamataz]

Glad you enjoyed!

[rabidralph]

I’m sorry to hear this. I hope they find who took it and that you don’t get any hassle replacing it.

[BufordP]

http://youtu.be/c-TYPObvSHo?t=2m28s

[Lazamataz]

Thanks bro, There, ah, there is a ... ah.... there is a ping list.

[logitech]

Very clever.

This is why FR is the best site on the Internet.

[dayglored]

OMG Laz this is great! I’m reading and re-reading... and laughing... you’re quite the doggeralarian, man.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Your Internet gets wonky for a few days and you miss a lot around here.

Thank you for the brief and coherent explanation. :)

[mamelukesabre]

There is something wrong with anyone who actually clicks on that link.