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HumbleGumby (With Apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Source: My Fevered Brow
| 5/14/2012
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 05/14/2012 7:39:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz
`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.
"Beware the HumbleGumby, my son!![](http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh499/Lazamataz/jabberwocky.jpg)
The text that rages, the phrases that bit!
Beware the albaby beeber of stune,
And the sleaxy Lazamataz hit."
He took his 'board and mouse in hand
Long time the irrascid foe he sought,
So rested he by the BreakinBar,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in moddish thought he read,
The HumbleGumby, with words of flame,
Came churling through the blarzly thread,
And yarbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The posty blasts went flamy-smack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went triumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the HumbleGumby??
Come to my arms, my troobish noll!
O Freeptious day! JimRob! JohnRob!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: spiketheball
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To: Lazamataz
41
posted on
05/14/2012 8:35:08 AM PDT
by
ctdonath2
(Cloud storage? Dropbox rocks! Sign up at http://db.tt/nQqWGd3 for 2GB free (and I get more too).)
To: Lazamataz
42
posted on
05/14/2012 8:36:17 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
To: Lazamataz
Beautimous!
I love haiku.
43
posted on
05/14/2012 8:36:32 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(I am a Carnivore Conservative - No peas for me. (h/t N.Theknow))
To: driftdiver
Thanks.
I’m kind of glad I missed it then. I have enough negativity to deal with as it is.
44
posted on
05/14/2012 8:37:32 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(I am a Carnivore Conservative - No peas for me. (h/t N.Theknow))
To: Lazamataz
Beware the albaby beeber of stuneSounds like something from "Julius Caesar"! and I just realized I wasn't on the ping list either..
45
posted on
05/14/2012 8:39:13 AM PDT
by
cardinal4
(Do I really need a /s tag?)
To: driftdiver; Lazamataz
I did a search and found the threads. Kinda glad I missed it now. What in the world happened to generate all of these humblegunner threads? Apparently I missed all of the "excitement".
All I found doing a search was humblegunner complaining about blogpimps on FR. Is that what this hoopla is all about?
46
posted on
05/14/2012 8:41:07 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
(Defeat Obama 2012)
To: Lazamataz
(fake British accent) Jolly good Laz. hip hip and all that ol chap
47
posted on
05/14/2012 8:51:33 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
("Oh no, I'm not sick, well I'm not physically sick anyway. Mentally I'm sick beyond any doctor's abi)
To: cardinal4
48
posted on
05/14/2012 8:52:11 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
To: nutmeg; Lazamataz
As near as I can figure out, there were pitchers of beer and pool cues involved, and then when the cops came everyone swore that nothing had happened. And bought beers for one another the next night and it was all back to normal.
At least, I hope that's how it turned out.
Excellent job, by the way, Laz.
To: Lazamataz
50
posted on
05/14/2012 8:56:22 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: CatherineofAragon
I thought you might notice. :)
51
posted on
05/14/2012 8:57:29 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
I like it, especially the part about yarbling “JimRob, JimRob!”
52
posted on
05/14/2012 9:02:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
To: Lazamataz
To: Jim Robinson
54
posted on
05/14/2012 9:16:17 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
How do you do it? You’re rather talented, Laz.
55
posted on
05/14/2012 9:19:13 AM PDT
by
BuckeyeTexan
(Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
To: Lazamataz
Heh, I thought it was funny.
56
posted on
05/14/2012 9:19:28 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
To: BuckeyeTexan
How do you do it? Youre rather talented, Laz.O, you should see me in BED!
Bom Chicka Wah Wah
57
posted on
05/14/2012 9:23:09 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
There came a time to hoist a flag
White or red or
Dont Tread on Me
All that remained was
Who would it be
.
HG, JimRob, or Thee?
Thanks, Laz! That was truly inspired. An inside the park home run! Charles Lutwidge Dodgson would be proud.
58
posted on
05/14/2012 9:27:10 AM PDT
by
Donkey Odious
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: Lazamataz
To: humblegunner
60
posted on
05/14/2012 9:33:25 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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