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HumbleGumby (With Apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Source: My Fevered Brow | 5/14/2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 05/14/2012 7:39:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz

`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.


"Beware the HumbleGumby, my son!

The text that rages, the phrases that bit!
Beware the albaby beeber of stune,
And the sleaxy Lazamataz hit."

He took his 'board and mouse in hand
Long time the irrascid foe he sought,
So rested he by the BreakinBar,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in moddish thought he read,
The HumbleGumby, with words of flame,
Came churling through the blarzly thread,
And yarbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The posty blasts went flamy-smack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went triumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the HumbleGumby??
Come to my arms, my troobish noll!
O Freeptious day! JimRob! JohnRob!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: spiketheball
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To: WXRGina

Glad you enjoyed!


81 posted on 05/14/2012 7:33:18 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m sorry to hear this. I hope they find who took it and that you don’t get any hassle replacing it.


82 posted on 05/14/2012 7:35:17 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: Lazamataz

http://youtu.be/c-TYPObvSHo?t=2m28s


83 posted on 05/14/2012 7:36:14 PM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." --Kool-Aid)
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To: rabidralph

Thanks bro, There, ah, there is a ... ah.... there is a ping list.


84 posted on 05/14/2012 7:36:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: Lazamataz

Very clever.

This is why FR is the best site on the Internet.


85 posted on 05/14/2012 8:33:17 PM PDT by logitech (Who's here so vile, that will not love his country? If any speak, for him I have offended)
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To: Lazamataz

OMG Laz this is great! I’m reading and re-reading... and laughing... you’re quite the doggeralarian, man.


86 posted on 05/14/2012 9:45:35 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lazamataz
Your Internet gets wonky for a few days and you miss a lot around here.

Thank you for the brief and coherent explanation. :)

87 posted on 05/14/2012 10:01:44 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you!)
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To: Lazamataz

There is something wrong with anyone who actually clicks on that link.


88 posted on 05/14/2012 10:07:06 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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