[DogByte6RER]

(WARNING: Next two photos are graphic.)

[television is just wrong]

shocking, but is this like a darwin moment?

[DogByte6RER]

"South Africa: Man Photographs Cheetahs Attacking Wife" ... What a guy! Surely his wife will nominate him for a husband of the year award for photographing her as she became those cats' chewie toy.

[freebilly]

Lucky she didn’t become lunch....

[richmwill]

What a “great” husband- “Honey, move your head up and to the left a bit. Good. Oh, and move your hair away from the wound. Thank you... (click, click, click)”.

[DogByte6RER]

kittyping

[Krankor]

Ha! That cheetah is licking his chops!

[Lazamataz]

Oh, by all means, PHOTOGRAPH your poor wife. Don't help or anything. That way she's dead and you have some great photos to sell!

Um, doomed marriage.

[Getready]

“Hey Honey, what’s for lunch...

Don’t know...how about a bite at the petting zoo?

Sounds good.”

I guess either the cheetahs or the D’Mellos (maybe soon
the ex-D’Mellos) could have thought/said that.

I don’t understand why people try to anthropomorphize
animals to the extent that they think the animal
will always behave in an appropriate human manner
and not resort to animal hunting/survival behaviour...
calling Siegfried and Roy.

[fso301]

Wonder if she’s made a connection with the “Running Gazelle” perfume her recently purchased for her?

[GreenHornet]

The Port Elizabeth Herald reported Friday that Violet D'Mello of Aberdeen, Scotland, was attacked by cheetahs on April 28 while in a petting pen with the animals at a game reserve near Port Elizabeth in southeastern South Africa.

Let's see: The people who run the zoo actually thought it would be a good idea to have a "petting pen" where visitors (including children) can pet and play with the cheetahs? What could possibly go wrong?

[avenir]

Petting zoo candidates if ever there were.

[lowbridge]

If you and your wife went to a petting zoo and while your wife posed for a picture with the cheetahs and the cheetahs turn on your wife, biting and scratching her, you have a choice between jumping in and saving her life or taking photos that will bring you wealth and fame. So what shutter speed would you use?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

You can always find another wife but great pictures only come once!

[US_MilitaryRules]

Her husband must be a mooselimb!

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Ever since I saw this story a couple of years ago I've wondered when . . . .

[wardaddy]

The cheetahs "weren't being vicious"

Good lord..lady....used to the rough trade eh?

[MinuteGal]

"Hey, honey.....look this way.....now say 'cheeeee-tah'..... that's a dear.....great shot....."

Leni

[PAR35]

When my kitty licks her lips, she’s smelled something she wants to eat. I’m wondering if the lady had something on her hair or some perfume that set the cat off.

[moviefan8]

The woman is more of a guy than her husband. The husband is a wuss.

The local news anchorman this morning seemed disgusted that the guy didn’t jump in there and get the children and let his wife get mauled.

[BwanaNdege]

She sailed away on a happy summer day on the back of a crocodile,
“You see,” said she, “he’s as tame as tame can be;
I’ll ride him down the Nile,”
The croc winked his eye as she bade them all goodbye, wearing a happy smile,
At the end of the ride the lady was inside, and the smile was on the crocodile!