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Obituary: Michael "Flathead" Blanchard (Funniest Thing You Will Read All Day)
Denver Post ^ | 4/14/12 | Unknown

Posted on 04/14/2012 9:13:40 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember

Blanchard, Michael "Flathead" 1944 ~ 2012

A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.

Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.

Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.


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Now here is a funeral that I would love to attend.
1 posted on 04/14/2012 9:13:46 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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To: FormerACLUmember

Funniest THING You Will Read All Day.


2 posted on 04/14/2012 9:14:51 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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To: FormerACLUmember

I tink that funniest ting is cute.
Leave it alone.


3 posted on 04/14/2012 9:18:54 AM PDT by peteyd (A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

A guy that could laugh at himself and did not want life withour humor ...

May his memory be for blessing ...


4 posted on 04/14/2012 9:20:25 AM PDT by geologist (The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

That is TOO cool! I love it!!!


5 posted on 04/14/2012 9:21:17 AM PDT by ScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: peteyd

Tat’s perfectly fine, tank you.


6 posted on 04/14/2012 9:21:56 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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A guy that could laugh at himself and did not want life without humor ...

May his memory be for blessing ...


7 posted on 04/14/2012 9:22:08 AM PDT by geologist (The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

LOL! Don’t forget to sign the guest book!


8 posted on 04/14/2012 9:22:31 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare is like a stool sample. You have to pass it to find out what's in it.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

A guy that could laugh at himself and did not want life without humor ...

May his memory be for blessing ...


9 posted on 04/14/2012 9:22:55 AM PDT by geologist (The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
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To: FormerACLUmember

There is a head stone in my hometown cemetery that reads:

Been here and gone.
Had a good time.


10 posted on 04/14/2012 9:23:11 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: FormerACLUmember

RIP Flathead!


11 posted on 04/14/2012 9:26:06 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Living life on one's own terms ...priceless
12 posted on 04/14/2012 9:33:08 AM PDT by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
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I’ll raise a glass to you tonight Flathead. You sound like a guy I’d like to have known.


13 posted on 04/14/2012 9:34:49 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: FormerACLUmember

I wish I’d met him. He certainly would never be mistaken for white bread.


14 posted on 04/14/2012 9:35:36 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (I like Obamacare because Granny signed the will and I need the cash)
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Anyone have a clue what "Dead Cats MC" is?

I did discover that his listed son, Chopper, was his cat.

15 posted on 04/14/2012 9:47:42 AM PDT by Publius6961 ("It's easy to make promises you can't keep" - B.H.Obama Feb 23, 2012)
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I work in an office where I’m the independent contractor, I’m in my 60’s.and female. The director and I were working together one afternoon and something came up with opinions regarding age and experience. I said to her...I came to the realization at about the age of 60 I didn’t need to take crap from anybody anymore...she laughted and said that’s why she loved me. The figure may be going to crap, but by God I have the respect. I’ll take respect anyday. :-)


16 posted on 04/14/2012 9:51:39 AM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Waiting for the new tagline to download)
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Anyone have a clue what "Dead Cats MC" is?

I think "MC" stands for Motorcycle Club. So, Dead Cats Motorcycle Club. LOL

17 posted on 04/14/2012 9:55:29 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (Newt's not a perfect candidate but Jesus isn't running this year. - shoff)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

You’re correct.


18 posted on 04/14/2012 9:58:16 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (God is dead - William Hamilton....William Hamilton is dead - God (And he means it))
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To: Conservative4Ever

(From the class of ‘64) - We have had the GOD given privilege of being born in the greatest county and living through the greatest era the world has known. With that comes an understanding of life and a respect for freedom that seems to be eluding those who are coming up. Them that don’t understand and respect it can kiss my butt. I’ll die a happy man and leave behind a little sadness for those who can’t see where they are headed through the fog of foolishness.


19 posted on 04/14/2012 9:58:36 AM PDT by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
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To: FormerACLUmember

He sounds like a lot more fun than my Blanchard relatives...and a person my late husband would have liked a lot!


20 posted on 04/14/2012 9:59:25 AM PDT by MomofMarine
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