Now here is a funeral that I would love to attend.
To: FormerACLUmember
Funniest THING You Will Read All Day.
To: FormerACLUmember
I tink that funniest ting is cute.
Leave it alone.
3 posted on
04/14/2012 9:18:54 AM PDT by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: FormerACLUmember
A guy that could laugh at himself and did not want life withour humor ...
May his memory be for blessing ...
4 posted on
04/14/2012 9:20:25 AM PDT by
geologist
(The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
To: FormerACLUmember
That is TOO cool! I love it!!!
5 posted on
04/14/2012 9:21:17 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
(A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
To: FormerACLUmember
A guy that could laugh at himself and did not want life without humor ...
May his memory be for blessing ...
7 posted on
04/14/2012 9:22:08 AM PDT by
geologist
(The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
To: FormerACLUmember
LOL! Don’t forget to sign the guest book!
8 posted on
04/14/2012 9:22:31 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(ObamaCare is like a stool sample. You have to pass it to find out what's in it.)
To: FormerACLUmember
A guy that could laugh at himself and did not want life without humor ...
May his memory be for blessing ...
9 posted on
04/14/2012 9:22:55 AM PDT by
geologist
(The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
To: FormerACLUmember
There is a head stone in my hometown cemetery that reads:
Been here and gone.
Had a good time.
To: FormerACLUmember
11 posted on
04/14/2012 9:26:06 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: FormerACLUmember
Living life on one's own terms ...priceless
12 posted on
04/14/2012 9:33:08 AM PDT by
Baynative
(Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
To: FormerACLUmember
I’ll raise a glass to you tonight Flathead. You sound like a guy I’d like to have known.
13 posted on
04/14/2012 9:34:49 AM PDT by
ThunderSleeps
(Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
To: FormerACLUmember
I wish I’d met him. He certainly would never be mistaken for white bread.
14 posted on
04/14/2012 9:35:36 AM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(I like Obamacare because Granny signed the will and I need the cash)
To: FormerACLUmember
He sounds like a lot more fun than my Blanchard relatives...and a person my late husband would have liked a lot!
To: FormerACLUmember
I thought this was going to have something to do with the way Bahamians pronounce "thing."
To: FormerACLUmember
God Bless Flathead!
Wish I'd known him. Would probably have been a good neighbor!
24 posted on
04/14/2012 11:13:25 AM PDT by
hummingbird
(Just askin' or just sayin' depending on the subject at hand.)
To: FormerACLUmember
Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his buttIf only I had someone who would submit a similar obit for me when the time comes.
25 posted on
04/14/2012 11:16:00 AM PDT by
bgill
To: FormerACLUmember; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; SunkenCiv; Chode; Tax-chick; Xenalyte; manc
Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.(edit)
So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.
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Hopefully his life will serve as an inspiration to all.
26 posted on
04/14/2012 2:18:52 PM PDT by
Stoat
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29 posted on
04/14/2012 8:17:06 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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