Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack

The Smoking Gun ^ | 4/5/12

[Slings and Arrows]

APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.

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Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”

Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.

[6SJ7]

...he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle.

That has *got* to hurt!

[Outlaw Woman]

Oh my...really there must be something that can be done; a cure, a nip a tuck, a machete lol!

[Caipirabob]

A “booty call” that starts with 9-1-1?

[Responsibility2nd]

Good Morning Slings.

I do know better, but I just clicked on FR, and am checking my pings and I'm gonna get my coffee and enjoy it and this thread as I read this and the many great comments that are surely to follow.

And oh yes. I'm getting a paper towel for my monitor.

 

[dayglored]

Looks like it stayed up this time.

[Clay Moore]

Good thing he did not live in Dallas TX. They might have transported him to H.E. Dedman Hospital.

[Slings and Arrows]

A “booty call” that starts with 9-1-1?

You should write headlines for the New York Post.

[Slings and Arrows]

The victim might disagree.

[cuban leaf]

[Slings and Arrows]

It might have been a mercy.

[Slings and Arrows]

Get ready to cringe.

[null and void]

It sounds like someone needs to get a grip...

[Slings and Arrows]

Speaking of Ball jars...

[cuban leaf]

I can’t imagine how painful it is to get hit/squeezed there.

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About 20 years ago my wife was being examined by her ex-doctor and while he was in there he thought it would be funny to squeeze something and said it was what if felt like to a man when he was kicked in the balls.

She said it was short and unbelievably painful. And she got a new doctor.

[Lazlo in PA]

Thanks for that. I still use Ball products for canning.

[Slings and Arrows]

It sounds like someone needs to get a grip...

That's what she said!

[Slings and Arrows]

It appears that the amateur urologist has a web profile:

http://ransomedheart.net/profile/christinareber

Thanks to MaryFromMichigan for the heads-up!

[Mad Dawgg]

"Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack"

Things that make men cringe alert and more importantly its beyond apparent that "Brutal Scrotum" would make an excellent name for a Punk Rock Band... [/Dave Barry]

[Eaker]

LOL!

[Morgana]

“Why didn’t he just knock the bi*ch in the head for crying out loud?”

once she knocked him below the belt he was down for the count.

I agree with Betty White on this subject....

“Why do people say “Grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!” -Betty White