Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack

The Smoking Gun ^ | 4/5/12

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APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.

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Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”

Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.

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It would!

[QT3.14]

Wow.....she went nuts!

[a fool in paradise]

Busted... Scrotum.

There are 2 words you don’t want to see in the same headline.

Actually, nix all headlines with the word scrotum, please.

[Outlaw Woman]

omg! lol!

Thanks for the laugh this afternoon. Geez Betty White is a pistol isn’t she?? lol!

[morphing libertarian]

Foul Ball!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Pervert.

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No promises.

[Peet]

I think I may start a business sellling armored codpieces.

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Customers!

[cuban leaf]

—Pervert.—

Exactly. She probably could have sued.

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She could probably have had his license.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

What kind of Dr. does that? I hope he did get sued by another patient.

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Q: How do you find out if a girl is ticklish?

[dayglored]

> The victim might disagree.

Ouch.

(I was speaking of the thread, of course... but you're quite right, I was intentionally ambiguous...)

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On the whole, I’d prefer passionate kisses.

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I always appreciate a good straight line.

[haroldeveryman]

“do know what “yams” are a slang term for?”

I can only guess. I’ve never heard “yams” used as a slang term.

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Hint: Consider the context. ;^)

[haroldeveryman]

“The Silence of the Yams.”

Something you get when you mess with a female Hannibal Lechter.

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“Tit for tat, Clarice.”