To: nickcarraway
Well, I can guess what the “mystery meat” will be tomorrow!
2 posted on
03/08/2012 4:07:41 PM PST by
Boogieman
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
Now if he had just sat down nice and been quiet like the teacher told him too he wouldnt have got his bad butt shot..
4 posted on
03/08/2012 4:12:53 PM PST by
Tennessee Nana
(Why should I vote for Bishop Romney when he hates me because I am a Christian)
To: nickcarraway
Was Sarah there to field-dress it? :-)
5 posted on
03/08/2012 4:13:37 PM PST by
Fast Moving Angel
(Newt's not a perfect candidate but Jesus isn't running this year. - shoff)
To: nickcarraway
Did it bite someones sister?
To: nickcarraway
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.
8 posted on
03/08/2012 4:24:06 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: nickcarraway
A guy was stomped to death by a moose in Anchorage several years back - it was hanging out by the front door of a building just like this one in Homer. They are not to be trifled with, but carve up into delicious portions when dead.
9 posted on
03/08/2012 4:26:30 PM PST by
dainbramaged
(I nearly threw my pit bull at the television.)
To: nickcarraway
This is exactly the reason I told my Dad to join the Elks Lodge and give Moose a pass.
10 posted on
03/08/2012 4:31:26 PM PST by
BipolarBob
(When do the salmon return to Capistrano?)
To: nickcarraway
Did this take place at Riverdale High? I always thought their Moose had it coming...
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E2Wa1M6x1fI/SoXuj8WqbYI/AAAAAAAADYs/MddEj98LZog/s400/jerkmoose-1.jpg)
11 posted on
03/08/2012 4:39:22 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: nickcarraway
Cop thought it was the biggest pit bull he’d ever seen - so he had to shoot it. It’s the club’s rule.
12 posted on
03/08/2012 4:48:08 PM PST by
maine yankee
(I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
To: nickcarraway
The passive meese were allowed to stay.
13 posted on
03/08/2012 4:49:46 PM PST by
freedomfiter2
(Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
To: nickcarraway
Guy comes down to shoot a few hoops and then this. Couldn’t they have just kept his basketball overnight?
14 posted on
03/08/2012 5:14:05 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Well, coincidentally, my daughter hit a deer last night while driving home. A couple of hunters happened to drive by, and stopped to advise her. They called the Game Warden, who came and put the deer out of his misery. Then he said that my daughter could take it home for the freezer.
So my son drove over and helped cut it up and skin it—and got back home at 3:00 AM. It turned out to be a yearling buck, which you’re not allowed to shoot, but it should make some good eating.
So, no moose bit my sister (because I don’t have one), but a deer will go into my daughter’s freezer. She said she’d bring some over when she next visits us. We’re almost out of the wild boar that another of my sons shot around Christmas.
15 posted on
03/08/2012 5:58:10 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: nickcarraway
They tried to taser a moose? I would of loved to of watched that attempt.
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
They shot Moose!
![](http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/8/89/Moose_Mason.png/250px-Moose_Mason.png)
17 posted on
03/08/2012 6:53:27 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
To: nickcarraway
It’s what for dinner tonight.
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