Posted on 03/04/2012 11:47:38 AM PST by RightGeek
The best response is ridicule. Here's a start collected over the last few days.
What do you call a woman who needs $3,000 for contraception?
Very busy.
What do you call a woman who wants to be paid to have sex?
A professional.
What do you call a homely professional "reproductive rights activist" who claims to needs $3,000 for contraception?
Dreaming.
So if we pay for Sandra Fluke's birth control, do we have to pay for flowers and a dinner too?
I can’t remember who it was who posted it this week, but the statement was that Sandra Fluke was voted by her highschool classmates as the “Girl Most Likely To.”
GAG..."nonpartisan, medical advice?!" No such thing.
It wasn’t for her. She was representing other women there and yeah, some of them had medical reasons. BUT, having said that she was deception with her numbers and Rush should go after her for that. Calling her a slut was a big mistake on his part. I just hope he can survive it.
I could just imagine on Jeopardy the daily double answer
Alex Trebec: He was the first person to scr*w Sandra Fluke
Contestant: Who is Buster Hyman?
THAT IS...CORRECT!
I was wondering. If the heterosexual gals get free contraceptives, what do the lesbians get? I mean, be fair! If we are going to start handing out freebies, everyone should get something!
That cow now wants to self victimize herself?
What?!?!?!?!?!
She was the one that was looking for the spot light and thought this is a topic she get get her 15 minutes of fame with. She is the one that is arguing the case for contraceptives because what, she’s a virgin? This is crazy. She gets every last bit of this and hopefully this follows her for the next 30 years of her life. She’s a cheap whore.
I could just imagine on Jeopardy the daily double answer
Alex Trebec: He was the first person to scr*w Sandra Fluke
Contestant: Who is Buster Hyman?
THAT IS...CORRECT!
what kind of birth control does a lesbian need? How much can that cause?
Seriously, her “testimony” was so transparent and phoney, it wouldn’t surprise me if she some day ap’ears on Wrestlemania and gets body slammed by Beth Phoenix or Kelli Kelli. Don’t know if she’s in to the rough stuff, just saying.
So if the birth control doesn’t work then we have to pay for her abortion (abortions)! As a woman I am fed up with the “Womens Lib” groups as they are nothing but a bunch of man hating, big government loving, media loving whores who have given us nothing but contempt, distrust, & quite a few laughable moments. I don’t think we should or need to apologize for telling the truth & maybe more of us should start before our country ends up in the trash heap.
I agree. The whole dang thing has been partisan.
win the future?
Maybe she is line to take Rush's job as Sleep Numbers' spokesperson: "Take my word for it....Sleep Number Beds stand up to any use and abuse. My trampoline....eh...uh....uh...I mean Sleep Number gets bounced on continuously for 12 hours 7 nights a week. Contact me for a free trial demo ride. Call 1-800-I-SWALLOW-2."
If it walks like a Fluck, talks like a Fluck, and rhymes with a f#@k,
It's a SLUT!
My tweeter doesn’t work like it used to before I ended all ties w/ google. Does anyone know a way around it?
Let’s think about this. If it costs $3,000 for contraceptives across 3 years of law school and the average price for a good condem is $1.00, then Ms. Fluke is having sex somewhere in the neighborhood of 2.73 times per day.
I’m not sure I’m understanding all of your euphemisms, but penicillin usually helps.
I just heard yesterday something about up on the Eastern Seaboard they are going to pay fishermen to “not fish”. It is only fair that we pay the gals that are not “sluts” and don’t have sex, their fair share.
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