[KeyLargo]

Rumor on the street is that Barney Frank has been trying to contact Mr. Ward for advice on insertion techniques.

[Brilliant]

Whaaa? How did that get there?

I was framed!!!

[gimme1ibertee]

Rumor on the street is that Barney Frank has been trying to contact Mr. Ward for advice on insertion techniques.

LMAO!!!! Comment of the day!!

[dfwgator]

Rectum?

[GreenLanternCorps]

Jailers eventually discovered Ward stored the 6-inched barrel gun in his rectum. He will be taken to the hospital for examination of possible injuries.

Possible injuries? The intestines and other parts of the digestive system are not shaped like that, how can you NOT get injured?

...but was test fired by investigators to determine its functionality...

Ewwwww....

[Responsibility2nd]

When threatend by someone saying they will put a cap in his ass, he smiles and replies; “No thanks. I already have one.”

[wildbill]

He will be welcomed in Raleigh prison with open arms.

It could have been worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmOpdZZ1F2U

[stormer]

No fricken way. This is a bullshit story cooked up by a bunch of cops who have no other way to explain the fact they either let a improperly searched detainee into jail or there was a weapon already in the cell. Either way, somebody should get fired. I can imagine the conversation now: “Well how’d the gun git in there?” “I dunno - meybe he done pulled it out his ass.” “Yeah. Let’s go with that.”

[Responsibility2nd]

Junk in the trunk - ping

[chris_bdba]

Man what an @$$hole! Sorry couldn’t resist....

[pricilla]

Is that a gun up your a$$ or are you just happy to see me??

[blueunicorn6]

Barney’s lovehole has had so many visitors that you could hide an 8 inch, self-propelled howitzer in there.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Puts a whole new twist on packing a weapon.

[OldEagle]

Rectum hell, damn near killed him.

[Krankor]

Apparently, the gerbil turned him in.

[xrmusn]

..complained of heart problems and unable to walk.
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Uh, pretty good reason for not being able to walk, no?

And you thought a finger wave was uncomfortable.

BTW maybe, just maybe, the 8” barrel may have found its way up the Hershey Highway but how does that explain the grip, trigger housing and hammer etal being lodged far enough up to ‘pass’ a body cavity search.

That said, just how much time has this guy spent in jail? and the girlfriend most definitely must be a ‘beard’.

Apparently these NC deputies aren’t grads of the TSA body search program..

[WOBBLY BOB]

good thing it wasn’t a .500 S & W

[dainbramaged]

“It was a million to one shot, doc”. (Frank Costanza)

[PLMerite]

bump. Nobody will believe this if I can’t quote the article.

[RichInOC]

[cue Cleavon Little]

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”

[iacovatx]

This is entirely misreported. The suspect was simply storing his revolver in a standard in-the-butt holster, available at any sporting goods store or pharmacy. Several models can be found next to the in-the-pants, on-the-hip, in-the-waistband, or in-the-bellybutton holsters. /lame humor