[Usagi_yo]

This as opposed to cutting the trachea, the esophagus and the jugular vein and letting the blood drain out while saying, 'My job sucks'.

Honestly I don't care, just as long as they're not copulating with the dead carcass.

I used to like WND, but over the years it's gotten pretty absurd.

Joseph Farah still puts out a good op-ed now and then.

[ken21]

cheers.

[Albion Wilde]

As Jesus said, it’s not what goes into a man’s mouth that defiles him, but what comes out of it. Meaning vile speech, rudeness, blasphemy, etc.

[Bitsy]

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Adder]

Sounds like a lot of words for each bird...wonder who actually says it or is it recorded or do they slit a bunch of throats and say it all at once....curious minds want to know.

[DefeatCorruption]

Having spinach lasagne. No worries here.

[ozark hilljilly]

However, if you baste it with bacon grease that nixes the hex.
: )

[apillar]

Since Allah doesn't exist I really couldn't care anymore than if it was dedicated to Fluffy Fuzzypaws God of Guinea Pigs (Praise his furry goodness!).

[FLAMING DEATH]

PETA will sound off on this any second now.

*holds breath*

[mountainlion]

Lay a strip of bacon on it. That will defile allah.

[hoagy62]

No worries...I bought Jennie-O. Besides, even if it we “pre-blessed” to Allah, the blessing I ask for from Almighty God trumps that demonic crapola any day!

So, they can take their “Allah FUBAR” turkeys and let ‘em rot for all I care.

[isthisnickcool]

In 1482 Arab moslems invented the condom by using the lower intestine of a goat.

In 1845 the English impoved the invention by removing the lower intestine from the goat itself before using it.

[muawiyah]

The 15th day of Thanksgiving (or Old Christmas) WND said to me "Buy a brand new Turkey; One not blessed by Idols" ~

Or some such. This is about the lebenteenth time this particular thread has been posted.

Time for a new thread ~ maybe this one "Ham is NOT KOSHER"

[Esther Ruth]

http://www.biblestudytools.com/rsva/4-maccabees/5.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_with_seven_sons

[The Great RJ]

I am waiting for some entrepreneur to invent halal bacon and ham.

[Pilated]

It’s okay since we use pork in our stuffing and baste with part pork fat and part turkey fat I figure my pork cancels out the friggin mid east blessing. Pork Pork Prok

[Leep]

I think I will eat pork and think of dead bin laden and sadam Hussein, and all the other muhummadans killed or rounded up in the name of the US... and be thankful...
Joy to the World!

[thackney]

My religious beliefs are not so weak as to be threatened by any mumblings during the preparation of my food.

[beethovenfan]

I thought halal meant the imam farted on it.

[GatorGirl]

I’m expecting my fresh Willie Bird today and it will be going into the brine.

I don’t know if Willie will be Halal, Kosher or whatever, but he will be delicious!

[Erik Latranyi]

It doesn’t change the flavor, so I don’t care if they offered it up to Satan (OK, they are doing that in a way).

If it sells more turkeys and keeps the costs low, it is fine by me!