Breaking News: Debbis Wasperman Scultz says Cain hit on her

vanity ^ | 11/2/11 | self

[illiac]

A spokesman for Debbie Wasperman Schltz's spokemans spokesman claims that Debbie has a long kept secret that Herman Cain hit on her when she was 12 years old, and tried again when she was 30.

Herman Cain's camp said that was absurd. If Laz won't hit it, neither would I.

[Paladin2]

EEEWWWW!

We do, however, need to see some pics of Cain's accusers to:

Check his taste;

Perform a reality check.

I'm surprised that these points have not been raised before.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

You mean McCain, don’t you? After all, Juan is nearly blind and dead.

[Nachum]

Oy Vey!

[VanDeKoik]

My mom just called me and said that Cain made her uncomfortable back in 1988.

I’m on the phone with the AP right now.

[illiac]

Someone moved the letters on my keyboard again....sorry

[NoGrayZone]

Unless he told her to put a bag over her head, I don’t believe it.

[all the best]

Now we know that can not possibly be true. But nice try.

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/saywhat.wav

[Libloather]

I call BS. NOBODY would hit on Blabbermouth-Schultz.

[BobL]

Cain is denying it again!!!!

OMG, he needs to THROWN IN JAIL for his behavior.

Sincerely,
Cincinatus’ Wife and the rest of the Perry staff.

[Cincinna]

I didn’t know Herman Cain was blind.

[jetson]

Maybe he thought she was a toilet brush and was just reaching for it.

[PoloSec]

Okay...now this really brings into question Cain's judgment, this is hugh and series!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Holy cow, WOW I just lost respect for Cain, he actually thinks Debbie is hot LOL LOL/sarc

[markomalley]

[MasterGunner01]

DW-S can fantasize all she wants. A real man wouldn't hit on her with a 20-pound sledgehammer. She does do a great imitation of a Harpie from Greek mythology.

[DemforBush]

*Mother of all Spit Takes*

Ahahahahahaaha!!!

That livened up a pretty cruddy day. Many thanks. :-)

[markomalley]

[Berlin_Freeper]

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