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[Lucky9teen]

Best Signs from Occupy Wall Street Protests

"It's the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world." –Jimmy Kimmel

Occupy Wall Street Pick Up Lines (from #OWSPickUpLines)

Can I steal you dinner and a movie?

Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your need

Hey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for you

Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes.

“What time do you get off from not working?”

“You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”

I made us a reservation for two at the meth tent

We like Stalin, we like Marx. We like doin it in your parks!

If we don’t have sex on top of this picnic table, Wall Street has won!

I, like totally, hate corporate America too!! Care to share my Starbucks, Tweet on my iPad, ride in my Beemer??

Your place or do you want to go back to my parents basement?

"Maybe your fleas, can get with my fleas...and we can be F.L.E.A.s" (Freeloading Liberals Encouraging Anarchy)

Once you've had a 90lb Vegan desperate for approval you won't go back to a real man

Was it my risqué OWSPickUpLines that almost incited you envious radical egalitarianistas to go violent!? ~ by Andrew Breitbard

I love how you've braided your armpit hair!

MAN: Do you come here often? CROWD: DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

Hey, we can walk to my parents' place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy's office again

What's your sign? I don't know how to read.

Hey do you work...I mean, do you work out?

I'm entitled to you, baby.

I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.

         

The protesters stood outside the homes of five rich dudes. Michael Moore was actually able to stand outside all five homes at the same time.

  

The Occupy Wall Street protesters traveled around New York to stand outside the mansions of the most wealthy people in New York.
Is that protesting or tourism?

Nice Sign....I think the curse words really help people take you seriously seriously

[JRios1968]

Some kid walking along downtown with a sign that reads, “Hungry? Eat a banker.”

And beside him, a girl in pink who could handle my placard any day.

She looks like she already ate a banker or two, dude.

[pappyone]

plop, funny, broken?

[JRios1968]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

We are Legion for we are many?

*sigh*

It is probably true in the context of the quote. They do make weird cries, cut themselves, live among the (brain) dead and harass people that pass. Where is a herd of swine and a cliff when you need one?

[JRios1968]

Fat Bad Epic

*sigh*

[Rummyfan]

I'm in!

TOP TWENTY-FIVE!

A Happy Weekend to All!!!!

And Go Tech against UVA tomorrow: 7 - 0 here we come!

[pookie18]

Besides that, I thought that the color of 5 was wrong...since the colors of the spectrum are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo & violet...

[tnlibertarian]

Beautiful, broken, funny? Maybe that should just be ‘broke’. A/C unit crapped out this week. Need a new one. ‘Broke’ will fit.

[notsofastmyfriend]

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[Rummyfan]

She's not bad looking, unfortunately she's thrown in with the whack-jobs.

[Dr. Thorne]

BUMP for non-scrubbed at-home viewing

[ThunderSleeps]

Ah, after having my nose rubbed in it...

I was going to go with the 9 is the wrong color. It seems almost red to me on my monitor - thought it was out of place for the color spectrum. Pretty sure it is supposed to be purple though, maybe just not done well...

[Pharmboy]

Hmmm...nice sign.

[notsofastmyfriend]

[workerbee]

"We can't understand why you people don't take us, like, seriously."

[workerbee]

Funny. Broke. Love.

Hmmm...

[notsofastmyfriend]

[Rummyfan]

And quotes Goethe, a far cry from most of her co-demonstrators.