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Posted on 10/14/2011 5:25:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"It's the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world." –Jimmy Kimmel
Occupy Wall Street Pick Up Lines (from #OWSPickUpLines)
Can I steal you dinner and a movie?
Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your need
Hey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for you
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes.
“What time do you get off from not working?”
“You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”
I made us a reservation for two at the meth tent
We like Stalin, we like Marx. We like doin it in your parks!
If we don’t have sex on top of this picnic table, Wall Street has won!
I, like totally, hate corporate America too!! Care to share my Starbucks, Tweet on my iPad, ride in my Beemer??
Your place or do you want to go back to my parents basement?
"Maybe your fleas, can get with my fleas...and we can be F.L.E.A.s" (Freeloading Liberals Encouraging Anarchy)
Once you've had a 90lb Vegan desperate for approval you won't go back to a real man
Was it my risqué OWSPickUpLines that almost incited you envious radical egalitarianistas to go violent!? ~ by Andrew Breitbard
I love how you've braided your armpit hair!
MAN: Do you come here often? CROWD: DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
Hey, we can walk to my parents' place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy's office again
What's your sign? I don't know how to read.
Hey do you work...I mean, do you work out?
I'm entitled to you, baby.
I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.
The protesters stood outside the homes of five rich dudes. Michael Moore was actually able to stand outside all five homes at the same time.
The Occupy Wall Street protesters traveled around New York to stand outside the mansions of the most wealthy people in New York.
Is that protesting or tourism?
Nice Sign....I think the curse words really help people take you seriously seriously
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: occupy; ofst; silliness; wallstreet
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:27:32 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:30:11 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:30:42 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:30:49 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: ShadowAce
SECURITY!
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:33:21 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: JRios1968
This is going around FB, but I can't figure it out...
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:35:19 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
While creating wives, God promised men that
good and obedient wives would be found in all
corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round.
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:38:33 AM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: Lucky9teen
IN!
Happy Friday everybody!
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:39:08 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:39:16 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Some kid walking along downtown with a sign that reads, “Hungry? Eat a banker.”
And beside him, a girl in pink who could handle my placard any day.
To: ShadowAce
Happy Friday. Laughed out loud, co-workers suspecious.
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:40:25 AM PDT
by
pappyone
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:40:34 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: workerbee
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:42:25 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Target rich today, Lucky!
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:43:35 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
To: ShadowAce
ok, d’oh. Now I feel stupid. ;)
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:44:43 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:45:15 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:47:51 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: Lucky9teen
"Once you've had a 90lb Vegan desperate for approval you won't go back to a real man"
BWAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! How do you get vanilla chai off a flat screen monitor?
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10/14/2011 5:48:13 AM PDT
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Pan_Yan
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