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Undercover cop tricks prostitute with fake genitals
WTSP.com ^ | September 22nd, 2011

Posted on 09/23/2011 11:33:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: AAABEST

LOL...ah yes, I remember when SNL was actually funny...


61 posted on 09/24/2011 7:59:49 AM PDT by Magnum44 (Terrorism is a disease, precise application of superior firepower is the cure)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You believe the possum story? Slings! Or Mr. Arrows as the case may be... There was no possum. He had to keep “her” from finding out that the member he presented could be neither stimulated nor satisfied.


62 posted on 09/24/2011 8:18:55 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Squantos; Slings and Arrows

I read the story twice and still don’t know if the possum was arrested.

Or is it actually an undercover possum working for the police?


63 posted on 09/24/2011 9:29:25 AM PDT by Eaker ("If someone misquotes you, it's because they know you're right.")
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To: Eaker

Are opossum’s even constitutional ?;o)


64 posted on 09/24/2011 10:02:24 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Slings and Arrows

****The deputy again asked for a price, which Vavra allegedly replied $20 for oral sex.

With the suspect giving a price, deputies were finally able to take her into custody.****

Just think, if she had had her camera man along to film it they could have claimed it was for a porn film, and the $20.00 was her pay for the film.

After all, prostitution is illegal but porn film making is ok!

(Scratching my head {no, not THAT one} trying to figure this out)


65 posted on 09/24/2011 10:03:08 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name. See my home page, if you dare! NEW PHOTOS & PAINTINGS)
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To: TheOldLady

He told her he was a possumsexual.


66 posted on 09/24/2011 10:12:43 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

***FTA: The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.***

Reminds me of a scene in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP.


67 posted on 09/24/2011 10:13:57 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name. See my home page, if you dare! NEW PHOTOS & PAINTINGS)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

IIRC, porn can be prosecuted under obscenity statutes, but rarely is. I do seem to recall that under the Clinton DOJ there were exactly zero adult porn prosecutions, which emboldened the industry greatly.

More here:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2845/why-arent-porn-actors-charged-with-prostitution


68 posted on 09/24/2011 10:17:58 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s something about this story that won’t stand up.

How could a policeman “trick” a prostitute with a fake penis? It would be about like a prostitute disarming a policeman with a fake gun. Possible, though unlikely unless the policeman is a highly skilled specialist in fake penises.

A female prostitute is pretty much an expert in the subject matter, not easily fooled.

And the opposum running into the street at the climactic moment? Hardly credible.

I think we’ll soon find out there’d much more to this story.


69 posted on 09/24/2011 12:11:59 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Slings and Arrows

an opossum ran out onto the road


70 posted on 09/24/2011 6:46:31 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: TASMANIANRED

That’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.


71 posted on 09/24/2011 7:12:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

I’d not be surprised.


72 posted on 09/24/2011 7:13:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AAABEST
and a possom runs in front of you

I thought the possum was in the passenger seat.

73 posted on 09/24/2011 8:46:21 PM PDT by FW190
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

>>> “Reminds me of a scene in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP.”

Exactly!


74 posted on 09/24/2011 9:42:26 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Rome2000
Surprised they don't have dildos glued to the hoods of their patrol cars, lots of laughs to be had at the donut shop.

It would be a good place to keep a stack of donuts...

75 posted on 09/25/2011 8:33:10 AM PDT by null and void (Day 977 of America's holiday from reality...)
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