Posted on 09/23/2011 11:33:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
LOL...ah yes, I remember when SNL was actually funny...
You believe the possum story? Slings! Or Mr. Arrows as the case may be... There was no possum. He had to keep “her” from finding out that the member he presented could be neither stimulated nor satisfied.
I read the story twice and still don’t know if the possum was arrested.
Or is it actually an undercover possum working for the police?
Are opossum’s even constitutional ?;o)
****The deputy again asked for a price, which Vavra allegedly replied $20 for oral sex.
With the suspect giving a price, deputies were finally able to take her into custody.****
Just think, if she had had her camera man along to film it they could have claimed it was for a porn film, and the $20.00 was her pay for the film.
After all, prostitution is illegal but porn film making is ok!
(Scratching my head {no, not THAT one} trying to figure this out)
He told her he was a possumsexual.
***FTA: The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.***
Reminds me of a scene in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP.
IIRC, porn can be prosecuted under obscenity statutes, but rarely is. I do seem to recall that under the Clinton DOJ there were exactly zero adult porn prosecutions, which emboldened the industry greatly.
More here:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2845/why-arent-porn-actors-charged-with-prostitution
There’s something about this story that won’t stand up.
How could a policeman “trick” a prostitute with a fake penis? It would be about like a prostitute disarming a policeman with a fake gun. Possible, though unlikely unless the policeman is a highly skilled specialist in fake penises.
A female prostitute is pretty much an expert in the subject matter, not easily fooled.
And the opposum running into the street at the climactic moment? Hardly credible.
I think we’ll soon find out there’d much more to this story.
an opossum ran out onto the road
That’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
I’d not be surprised.
I thought the possum was in the passenger seat.
>>> “Reminds me of a scene in THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP.”
Exactly!
It would be a good place to keep a stack of donuts...
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