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Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle
Reuters via Yahoo News ^
| Sept 15, 2011
| John McCrank
Posted on 09/15/2011 7:23:42 AM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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I know this post is completely irrelevent to current events, but it's not often you get a chance to post a title like that!
To: Upstate NY Guy
Happens to me all the time.
/johnny
To: Upstate NY Guy
Sounds absolutely terrifying. /sarc
Did he write a book about it yet?
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:29:22 AM PDT
by
Mr. Impatient
(Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?)
To: Upstate NY Guy
Technically, the man wasn’t “naked”, if he was wearing Cage’s jacket. ;-)
I thought the earlier “Virgin passenger, 25, ‘demanded sex from steward after downing whisky’” headline had the headline of the day (and perhaps the year) award locked up, but I think this one beats it.
To: Mr. Impatient
To: Upstate NY Guy
Guy is lucky he didn’t do it to me in Texas. He would have gotten two .45 slugs to the chest even if it would have ruined my leather jacket!
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:32:01 AM PDT
by
Syntyr
(Happiness is two at low eight!)
To: Upstate NY Guy
So the guy was packing a Fudgesicle? Was he a Fudgesiclepacker.
To: Upstate NY Guy
LOL! Best headline so far this year!
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:33:46 AM PDT
by
ladyvet
( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
To: Syntyr
Guy is lucky he didnt do it to me in Texas. He would have gotten two .45 slugs to the chest even if it would have ruined my leather jacket!You can always get a new jacket.
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:35:50 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Upstate NY Guy
“I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,”
Last week the same man was in the same place holding a tube steak.
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:36:52 AM PDT
by
duckman
(Herman 2012 Zero's night mare.)
To: Upstate NY Guy
A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.I'm quickly reading over the Freep headlines and I thought this said he was eating Fungicide.
To: Upstate NY Guy
“I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying.”
That would scare the heck out of me.
I actually had someone come through my apt. once, not an invasion, but they climbed through an open window, stole my purse and departed. It was me and my little daughter who lived there, she was sleeping in my bed and luckily the thief was only a thief and went right by us.
I never slept another night in that place.
Very, extremely, scary.
What can one say: oh thank you Mr. Thief for not being a murderer, rapist, kidnapper?
Well, I do say thank you for that.
And that is pretty sad.
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:37:11 AM PDT
by
jocon307
To: Upstate NY Guy
"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."
A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.
I agree...fudgesicles are horrifying
To: Upstate NY Guy; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
The real question is, was it his own Fudgesicle, or Cage’s???
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:40:08 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Upstate NY Guy
Enjoy this thread before humorless Mr. Admin moderator removes it.
To: Upstate NY Guy
Cage needs some more range time with his Fudgesicles!
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:42:28 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Upstate NY Guy
Dude, that wasn’t a fudgesicle...
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:48:27 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Syntyr
Must be an Orange County thing...
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:49:43 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
To: jocon307
I live in fairly safe areas, but I still keep a handgun loaded and ready to go within arms reach of where I sleep, and at least one more somewhere in the bedroom ready to go. I also keep a 12 gauge shotgun in the closet loaded (#6) but none in the chamber (weapon of choice). If I get to that and the sound of it being charged isn't enough to send a thief/rapist/murderer sprinting, then they deserve what they get, no questions asked.
Yes, #6's at close range will mess one up...
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:51:58 AM PDT
by
Dubh_Ghlase
(Therefore, send not to know For whom the bell tolls, It tolls for thee.)
To: Upstate NY Guy
The comments below are great:
“Foolish Hollywood director has to make a political statement against the Haves and for the Have Nots....very compelling indeed. I’m sure his only purpose is to show that we should NOT blame burglars/thieves/robbers and the like for the actions they take as long as it is directed at the so called Haves. Does he not realize that he himself is a Have and that there are Have Nots out there just waiting to attack him as well? Why didn’t he just title his movie Robin Hood?” Which of course is true, Hollywood and it’s political statements...lame.
Love this one:
Cage says to man, “Hey man, you can break into my house, stare creepily at my wife and I while we sleep, and even wear my leather jacket, I’m cool with that... but that was the last freakin’ Fudgesicle bro!!”
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posted on
09/15/2011 7:52:21 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
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