/johnny
Did he write a book about it yet?
Technically, the man wasn’t “naked”, if he was wearing Cage’s jacket. ;-)
I thought the earlier “Virgin passenger, 25, ‘demanded sex from steward after downing whisky’” headline had the headline of the day (and perhaps the year) award locked up, but I think this one beats it.
Guy is lucky he didn’t do it to me in Texas. He would have gotten two .45 slugs to the chest even if it would have ruined my leather jacket!
So the guy was packing a Fudgesicle? Was he a Fudgesiclepacker.
“I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,”
Last week the same man was in the same place holding a tube steak.
I'm quickly reading over the Freep headlines and I thought this said he was eating Fungicide.
“I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying.”
That would scare the heck out of me.
I actually had someone come through my apt. once, not an invasion, but they climbed through an open window, stole my purse and departed. It was me and my little daughter who lived there, she was sleeping in my bed and luckily the thief was only a thief and went right by us.
I never slept another night in that place.
Very, extremely, scary.
What can one say: oh thank you Mr. Thief for not being a murderer, rapist, kidnapper?
Well, I do say thank you for that.
And that is pretty sad.
The real question is, was it his own Fudgesicle, or Cage’s???
Enjoy this thread before humorless Mr. Admin moderator removes it.
Cage needs some more range time with his Fudgesicles!
Dude, that wasn’t a fudgesicle...
The comments below are great:
“Foolish Hollywood director has to make a political statement against the Haves and for the Have Nots....very compelling indeed. I’m sure his only purpose is to show that we should NOT blame burglars/thieves/robbers and the like for the actions they take as long as it is directed at the so called Haves. Does he not realize that he himself is a Have and that there are Have Nots out there just waiting to attack him as well? Why didn’t he just title his movie Robin Hood?” Which of course is true, Hollywood and it’s political statements...lame.
Love this one:
Cage says to man, “Hey man, you can break into my house, stare creepily at my wife and I while we sleep, and even wear my leather jacket, I’m cool with that... but that was the last freakin’ Fudgesicle bro!!”
Fudgesicles happen.
Thank you for that! I really needed a good laugh!
Whew! I'm really glad they cleared that up. The image created was unbearable/s.
Meh. Just another day in the life of Barney Frank.