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Moose gets drunk on apples, gets stuck in tree
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| 09-07-2011
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Posted on 09/07/2011 11:10:24 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Is nice tree, Moose, no?
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:36:13 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: dayglored
The article referred to the animal variously as a “moose”, “elk”, and “deer”. WTF??? Altered for alliterative effect
Aleces aleces: the largest member of the deer family, generally known as the moose in N.America, and the elk in Europe.
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:48:17 AM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
To: dayglored; Red Badger; Slings and Arrows
"Bill, I'm really sorry to hear that drunk moose fatally bit your sister. I hope he gets imprisoned for life in the freezer!"
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:50:01 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
To: Charles Martel
Mynd you, drunk møøse Kan be pretty nasti...
Where did you get that font?
To: Red Badger
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posted on
09/07/2011 11:59:59 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
To: dayglored
A moose is the largest member of the deer family..............
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posted on
09/07/2011 12:02:58 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
To: I Drive Too Fast
He would want his own fermented apples in a white van of course.
To: Red Badger
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
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posted on
09/07/2011 12:32:07 PM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(If it wern't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: Red Badger
Mynd you, møøse hångøvers Kan be pretty nasti...
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posted on
09/07/2011 12:42:01 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Due to the earthquake the president has officially implemented Rule 18-1.)
To: Tex-Con-Man
That really cracked me up!
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posted on
09/07/2011 1:04:47 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: FatherofFive
Awesome photo! That would make a great rock album cover.
I love the subtle "National Geographic" in the lower right corner...
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posted on
09/07/2011 1:06:57 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Red Badger
I think somebody should have “gone all Sarah Palin” on that moose ...
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posted on
09/07/2011 1:09:19 PM PDT
by
Scythian
To: eCSMaster
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posted on
09/07/2011 1:09:34 PM PDT
by
Newfy
To: Newfy
To: dayglored
elk, moose, at least they left out Shriner.
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posted on
09/07/2011 1:21:39 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
To: dayglored
"The article referred to the animal variously as a “moose”, “elk”, and “deer”. WTF???" What we call a moose they call an elk in Europe generally, and "deer" as they use it applies to a host of ungulates. Our elk is sometimes calłed a stag over there, but may also be called deer.
To: Red Badger
I can't imagine how many fermented apples it would take to get a several hundred pound moose drunk.
He's going to have more than just problems with a hangover tomorrow.
"I'm never going to do THAT again.......and this time I mean it!"
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posted on
09/07/2011 1:39:40 PM PDT
by
wbill
To: andy58-in-nh
LOL... I live in Wisconsin. A few years back there was a deer that had been hit and killed on a busy stretch of road outside the Wal-mart shopping strip. His body had been dragged over to the grass under a stop sign. The poor dead deer laid there for a couple days. The funny part was on the second or third day when someone put a beer in the deer’s “hand”. Animal Control finally came and picked up the carcass pretty quickly after that...
I really wish I had had a camera phone at the time. It was one of the funniest things I have seen...
To: KarlInOhio
Has Ted Kennedy been reincarnated and returned via Sweden?
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posted on
09/07/2011 2:07:26 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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