Posted on 08/08/2011 8:33:24 PM PDT by Mountain Mary
Did anyone catch Dana's list on The Five today? She has a contest going on Twitter for the most clever names for Bam's useless upcoming bus tour. She had to rush through the segment but the ones she mentionned were hilarious.
It just keeps getting better!!!
(Take it away, Charles.)
Bus’ Fault!
The Magical Mulatto Tour.
ahh..you’re one step ahead of me.
Doogle - you need to insert teleprompter...
Hell on Wheels
Leni
Since Obama has been giving America the “bum’s rush” for years, let’s name his bus, the “Bum’s Bus”.
His bus tour’s theme song: “Highway to Hell” and “Route 666”.
American voters on Nov. 6, 2012, “Hit the road, Jack”
Please, let Biden drive.
Michelle won’t need a seat-belt. She has her ammo-belt breast belt to hold her to something.
Don’t tell Obama about Route 57. He’ll say he’s travelled on 56 of them but he’ll get to 57 later.
REMOVE THAT BUS!
“The Magical Mulatto Tour.”
Oh my cow—that’s hilarious! Thanks—it’s better than anything I could have come up with, and I love it.
Tired Across America
Consequential Trialways
08 I was bussed in, in 11 I’m busting out.
Straitjacket Express
I only know his rear view mirrors will be two TelePrompTers.
The Re-tire Me Bus Tour
“The Audacity of Re-election Tour”
There's also “The Dick from D.C. Tour”, but I don't want to tarnish the memory of President Nixon.
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