[Kickass Conservative]

I originally thought of the “Ebony and Ivory Rolled Into The One Tour”, but it's a little wordy.

There's also “The Dick from D.C. Tour”, but I don't want to tarnish the memory of President Nixon.

[Fantasywriter]

Those are both riotously funny names—the Dick from DC being my favorite. It’s not as catchy, but you could also call it The Long-Legged Mack Daddy Tour.