To: Free ThinkerNY
A butterknife would seem to be an inefficient tool to use for self-serve operations.
2 posted on
07/26/2011 11:09:17 AM PDT by
Jonty30
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
4 posted on
07/26/2011 11:11:32 AM PDT by
twhitak
To: Free ThinkerNY
I hate it when that happens!
Why didn’t he use his apple corer?
5 posted on
07/26/2011 11:12:21 AM PDT by
RexBeach
(Mr. Obama can't count.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
He was undoubtedly driven to these extremes because he had no health insurance and this is why we need state sponsored healthcare.
(/ leftist response to article)
To: Free ThinkerNY
A butter knife? Everyone knows you should use a Ginsu Steak knife.
7 posted on
07/26/2011 11:15:01 AM PDT by
6SJ7
(atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"And now it's time for another episode of-- Samurai Self Surgeon!"
8 posted on
07/26/2011 11:15:12 AM PDT by
Max in Utah
(A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Step #1) Anesthesia -- about a liter of bourbon will do nicely.
Step #2) Choose your surgical implement -- ummmmmm ... this ... this butter-knife will do nicely. Hic.
Step #3) Locate the bunion that has been troubling you -- ummmm ... it's in my belly, right? Okay ... here we go.
9 posted on
07/26/2011 11:17:27 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Someone has their “remove” and “repair” verbs mixed up.... The reporter, or the Knifeman?
We call bad people who abuse guns “gunmen”....
10 posted on
07/26/2011 11:22:09 AM PDT by
treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
To: Free ThinkerNY
APPARENTLY THIS GUY WAS NOT AS STUPID AS IT SEEMS. HE KNEW HE HAD TO CAUDERIZE THE WOUND:--
While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Whoa...too stupid to qualify for a Darwin Award.
12 posted on
07/26/2011 11:30:30 AM PDT by
GBA
To: Free ThinkerNY
13 posted on
07/26/2011 11:36:42 AM PDT by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"Police say a Southern California man stuck a butter knife into his belly in a failed bid at self-surgery to remove a painful hernia." Well, you don't "remove" a hernia. There's nothing to remove.
A hernia is repaired.
14 posted on
07/26/2011 11:41:33 AM PDT by
StormEye
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
Didn’t work for House and he plays a professional on TV.
17 posted on
07/26/2011 12:43:09 PM PDT by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: Free ThinkerNY; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Glendale police Sgt. Tom Lorenz says officers called to the 63-year-old man's home Sunday night found him naked on an outside patio lounge chair with a 6-inch butter knife sticking out of his stomach.Idiot. Everyone knows you use a steak knife for home surgery.
18 posted on
07/26/2011 1:00:53 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Certainly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
19 posted on
07/26/2011 1:02:52 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Free ThinkerNY
He managed to actually make an incision with a butter knife?
Butter knives don’t even cut cold butter.
20 posted on
07/26/2011 1:07:22 PM PDT by
metmom
(Be the kind of woman that when you wake in the morning, the devil says, "Oh crap, she's UP !!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
This might seem a bit far fetched, but I think he may have been mentally ill...
21 posted on
07/26/2011 1:07:22 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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