I was also emailed a huge list of Goy Jokes, so watch out.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Oh, don’t trouble yourself over it, sweetie. I’ll just sit here in the dark...”
Are you threatening us? :-)
Go for it!
Barack Obama is re-elected president. Prosperity returns. A new golden age for America begins.
Hey, if Jewbacca can post a joke, so can I!
(Except his joke is funny.)
LOL, great post.
I don’ get it. Explain please.
LOL - Very good!
(Blantanty ripped off from a Robin Williams routine)
Why are there now Jewish faith healers? Well, if you went to the rabbi saying, “Rabbi, my back hurts!” he’d just reply, “your back? Let me tell you about my knee...”
(Blantanty ripped off from a Robin Williams routine)
Why are there no Jewish faith healers? Well, if you went to the rabbi saying, “Rabbi, my back hurts!” he’d just reply, “your back? Let me tell you about my knee...”
Subject: FW: ha
Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there’s a high rise building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people, “I’m Paddy Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I’m also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I’ll catch you!”
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.
Then Obama jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn’t even attempt to catch him. Paddy looks up and yells, “Don’t be throwin’down the burnt ones...!!!!”
Warning!! If you laugh at this, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Rev. Wright will be coming to kick yo ass!
Jewish Joke ping!
LOL. I like that one.
Good Clean Humor, thanks!