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Something to lighten up the day.

I was also emailed a huge list of Goy Jokes, so watch out.

1 posted on 07/20/2011 9:58:39 AM PDT by Jewbacca
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To: Jewbacca

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Oh, don’t trouble yourself over it, sweetie. I’ll just sit here in the dark...”


2 posted on 07/20/2011 10:00:32 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I don't have hobbies. I'm developing a robust post-apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Jewbacca

Are you threatening us? :-)

Go for it!


3 posted on 07/20/2011 10:01:02 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: Jewbacca

Barack Obama is re-elected president. Prosperity returns. A new golden age for America begins.

Hey, if Jewbacca can post a joke, so can I!

(Except his joke is funny.)


4 posted on 07/20/2011 10:12:16 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: Jewbacca

LOL, great post.


5 posted on 07/20/2011 10:14:50 AM PDT by agere_contra ("Debt is the foundation of destruction" : Sarah Palin.)
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To: Jewbacca

I don’ get it. Explain please.


6 posted on 07/20/2011 10:38:49 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: Jewbacca

LOL - Very good!


7 posted on 07/20/2011 10:45:30 AM PDT by jla
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To: Jewbacca

(Blantanty ripped off from a Robin Williams routine)

Why are there now Jewish faith healers? Well, if you went to the rabbi saying, “Rabbi, my back hurts!” he’d just reply, “your back? Let me tell you about my knee...”


11 posted on 07/20/2011 11:43:46 AM PDT by kevkrom (Imagine if the media spent 1/10 the effort vetting Obama as they've used against Palin.)
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To: Jewbacca

(Blantanty ripped off from a Robin Williams routine)

Why are there no Jewish faith healers? Well, if you went to the rabbi saying, “Rabbi, my back hurts!” he’d just reply, “your back? Let me tell you about my knee...”


13 posted on 07/20/2011 11:43:54 AM PDT by kevkrom (Imagine if the media spent 1/10 the effort vetting Obama as they've used against Palin.)
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To: Jewbacca

Subject: FW: ha

Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there’s a high rise building on fire.

Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up.

Paddy yells to the people, “I’m Paddy Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I’m also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I’ll catch you!”

One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.

Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.

Then Obama jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn’t even attempt to catch him. Paddy looks up and yells, “Don’t be throwin’down the burnt ones...!!!!”

Warning!! If you laugh at this, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Rev. Wright will be coming to kick yo ass!


18 posted on 07/20/2011 12:05:06 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
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To: reaganaut

Jewish Joke ping!


28 posted on 07/20/2011 7:25:32 PM PDT by mrreaganaut (weltschmerz: the sadness one feels when contemplating how far the real world is from an ideal world.)
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To: Jewbacca

LOL. I like that one.


29 posted on 07/20/2011 7:31:39 PM PDT by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, now Christian - "I once was lost, but now am found; was blind but now I see")
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To: Jewbacca

Good Clean Humor, thanks!


34 posted on 07/21/2011 2:33:35 PM PDT by GraceG
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