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A Rabbi and a Priest were in an amazing car wreck — both vehicles rolled, totaled, smashed.
Both men got out of there respective cars completely unscathed — not a scratch on them. “It’s a miracle!” exclaimed the priest.
“It is indeed! HaShem has watched over us!” replied the rabbi. “In fact, the bottle of 20 year old Scotch I was carrying home was not harmed, either. Perhaps you want a celebratory drink?”
“I think so,” said the priest, who uncorked the bottle and took a celbratory swig straight from the bottle. “Here, have some,” said the priest joyfully.
“No thanks,” answered the rabbi. “I’ll wait until after the highway patrol have taken our statements.”
Goy jokes, two punchlines.
A Gentile couple goes to an expensive restaurant to celebrate their 20th Anniversary.
The husband says to the waiter, “I’ll have a steak and a baked potato. My wife will have the Julienne salad with house dressing. We’ll both have coffee.”
The waiter responds, “How would you like your steak and salad prepared?” The man says “I’d like the steak medium. The salad will be fine as is.”
The woman says nothing.
The waiter says: “Thank you.”
Part 2:
The entrees are served. The steak is overcooked.
The waiter returns and asks how everything is. The Gentile wife says nothing.
The Gentile husband is somewhat embarrassed and feels a bit intimidated by the waiter and his surroundings. He tells the waiter everything was wonderful and leaves him a 30% tip.