Viagra has almost turned Hugh Hefner deaf!

Times of India ^ | Jun 18, 2011, 11.54am IST | Staff

[Red Badger]

Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner have revealed that the 'Playboy' chief has gone partially deaf because he takes too much of Viagra.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that 85-year-old womaniser would not stop taking the pill because he does not want to lose his sex drive.

"He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear," the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.

"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.

"We could sit right next to him and he wouldn''t have a clue what we said," she added.

The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul's LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.

"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said

[KrisKrinkle]

So now, any man who needs a hearing aid will have a shadow cast upon his life.

[Red Badger]

I never knew that one day Hugh Hefner and I would share something in common.................

[Red Badger]

or a raised eyebrow or two.................

[Lazamataz]

You call him a sad pathetic old fool, but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years? What kind of parents raise twins who have the morals of a $2.00 whore spending two years screwing this old turd in a threesome.

You're absolutely right!!!!

 

may I have their phone numbers?

[Lee'sGhost]

BWAhahahahahahahaehahaha....

[cripplecreek]

Agreed. Nothing to envy there.

He pays beautiful women to surround him for his own image and self esteem. He’s got to know that they don’t love him.

Seems that he’ll die a very lonely man no matter how many of these girls are at his bedside.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

No wonder he’s crazy about the blondes, he can’t hear what stupid things they are saying.

What baby?...Shut up and roll over.

[goldi]

Filthy too. Dog poop all over the filthy rugs. Guests should probably get a typhoid shot before they enter the front door.

They should fumigate it and then burn it to the ground.

[Jess Kitting]

"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you."

Maybe it's a ploy to get those buxom beauties to move in closer. Hugh hasn't lost his uh, touch.

HH: Come closer, Honey. I can't hear you. Lean down and talk to my good eye, I mean ear.

Hugh, you old geezer, you.

[dblshot]

Frankly I think he’s just hanging on in this life because he does not want to meet his maker...
Ironic, Hef not wanting to be a stiff ya know.

[pgkdan]

They are little more than sperm receptacles

Agreed.

[jagusafr]

“Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner”

Sorry, but EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! Their mama must be so proud...

Colonel, USAFR

[Red Badger]

lovers = they watched Cartoon Network while Hugh napped................

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

[IronJack]

His hearing is going, his brain is tapioca, and his morals have long since fled.

Yet he still thinks that chemically-assisted commercial sex will prove his virility.

Playboy? More like pitiful letch. The wages of carnality ...

[rdcbn]

Maybe going deaf is not such a bad thing

[GenXteacher]

Well, what would they expect from a man who is 85?

[Reagan69]

Disgusting Pig.

[texas_mrs]

You call him a sad pathetic old fool,but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years?

So true. I knew of a young girl from our area who had just joined Hef's harem. She died, tragically, in an auto accident. Her family was so proud of her budding 'career' and didn't seem the least bit remorseful about the path she had taken before she died.

[from occupied ga]

idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night.

Sounds awful.