Well, at least he didn't go blind...............
Posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:18 AM PDT by Red Badger
Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner have revealed that the 'Playboy' chief has gone partially deaf because he takes too much of Viagra.
Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that 85-year-old womaniser would not stop taking the pill because he does not want to lose his sex drive.
"He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear," the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.
"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.
"We could sit right next to him and he wouldn''t have a clue what we said," she added.
The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul's LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.
"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said
Well, at least he didn't go blind...............
Sad, pathetic old fool.
Deaf? Or hard . . . of hearing?
Too bad it couldn’t give him back his soul.
Bastard.
Bonus: you don’t have to listen to the 25-year-olds you are marrying.
“... at least he didn’t go blind”.
Or have to shave the palms of his hands. LOL!
He doesn't care about the bitch's name. One's as good as another.
Couldn’t care less that he destroyed his hearing or his soul. He had a hand in destroying our culture.
What??? What did Hef say? Little louder please! Huh???
Thank you. :)
What’s that?
Sad, pathetic old fool is right. For years a lot of people held up his lifestyle as something to be admired and sought after. People were seduced by the idea of a man living the life of leisure and sleeping with a different beautiful woman every night. But the reality is that his life is emotionally stunted—as if a boy’s sexual maturity never developed beyond the age of 18. The end result is what he is now. Other stories say what a dingy, shabby place the “mansion” is and how his whole life centers around trying to get it up to be able to have sex with glorified prostitutes.
Too bad we didn't have such a thing as a brain-download-and-replay machine. We could charge $100,000 a replay, and I'd be the very first customer!
I know several attorneys that take Viagara. Didn’t affect their hearing, but made their necks real stiff.
I can’t hear you.Did you say Jennifer Aniston on line 2?
Frankly I think he’s just hanging on in this life because he does not want to meet his maker...
Oh God.
I'm in trouble.
You call him a sad pathetic old fool,but is he even half as pathetic as beautiful 21 year old twins who screw an 85 year old man that is hopped up on Viagra for two years?
What kind of parents raise twins who have the morals of a $2.00 whore spending two years screwing this old turd in a threesome.
If he is pathetic are they not worse?
They are little more than sperm receptacles.
Weiner!
Here Weiner!
Fetch Weiner!
Play dead, Weiner!
What? I can’t hear you.
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