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BREAKING. 10.0+ Earthquake in American Samoa - 6PM There

Posted on 05/20/2011 9:17:12 PM PDT by mnehring

USGS is reporting a 10.0+ earthquake, the largest ever reported in the islands of and around American Samoa. It seems to be splitting the fault and creating rift, moving Eastward. It is predicted it will go around the world.

Just kidding- can we officially call Camping a fraud now?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bravosierra; camping; endoftheworld; humor; nowwhat; rapture
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To: mnehring

I think it is still Friday there, though.


61 posted on 05/20/2011 10:03:35 PM PDT by MarMema (chains we can believe in)
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To: Dengar01

62 posted on 05/20/2011 10:07:47 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: ChildOfThe60s
If you start now, you may be able to make your own just in time for the apocalypse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverage-can_stove

I recommend the side burner model.

63 posted on 05/20/2011 10:07:58 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: mnehring

Al Gore....Please pick up the white paging phone.


64 posted on 05/20/2011 10:08:53 PM PDT by 23 Everest (A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone. I miss Bonnie.)
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To: Revolting cat!

What movie is that photo from?


65 posted on 05/20/2011 10:08:57 PM PDT by PastorBooks
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To: JoeProBono
YES!!! Thank you!!! My stupid laptop died on me so I lost all my files I'm saving this to my desktop. I really love you guys you always come through!

This is so crazy. We have Mr. Hale Bopp, Mr. Rapture at 6 PM (LOCAL TIME!!!), and then Zero attacking Israel. It's like a three ring circus!

66 posted on 05/20/2011 10:13:13 PM PDT by Dengar01 (Go Bulls!!!)
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To: mnehring
OMG!!! Ok, this isn't a cure for insomnia I am laughing hysterically right now!

He looks like the "Well Manicured Man" from the X-Files mixed with a little bit of Benny Hinn and then add about 100 years.

I can't believe there are people who believe this guy who kinda looks like a Christopher Lee bad guy character.

WOW, this guy is old clearly, but he is giving fodder to he MSM who use it to assault all Christians as nuts. If I went to church and saw that guy I would run out of there like Adrian Peterson of the Vikings!!!

67 posted on 05/20/2011 10:13:27 PM PDT by Dengar01 (Go Bulls!!!)
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To: PastorBooks

“Detroit, City of Love”


68 posted on 05/20/2011 10:17:06 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: woofie

“Why did I invest in futures?”

Don’t feel bad.
I invested in pasts.

;^D


69 posted on 05/20/2011 10:34:32 PM PDT by RebelTex (Freedom!! It's not just another word.)
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To: mnehring

So what happens if astronauts are on the moon? Or Mars, when the “End” comes?


70 posted on 05/20/2011 10:42:26 PM PDT by Soothesayer9
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To: Revolting cat!

Samoa my butt. That’s down town Detroit.


71 posted on 05/20/2011 10:43:29 PM PDT by fish hawk
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To: Rebelbase

Has he been talking about nudist colonies?


72 posted on 05/20/2011 10:51:34 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: Dengar01; JoeProBono
and then Zero attacking Israel. It's like a three ring circus!

I did WHAT?!? When? Did Sarge order me to do it? I don't remember. Where's Israel, and what is it? Can I go to the circus now? PLEEEASE?

73 posted on 05/20/2011 10:58:04 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Keith in Iowa

M 5.9, South Sandwich Islands Region
Latitude: -56.0660 deg N
Logitude: -27.1650 deg E
UTC Time: Sat, 21 May 2011 00:16:27 GMT


74 posted on 05/20/2011 11:21:00 PM PDT by Torquay
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To: mnehring
THESE THINGS ALWAYS HELP



75 posted on 05/20/2011 11:29:42 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: knarf

Tarawa, Kiribati
Tarawa is the capital of Kiribati
Current Time Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 6:19:58 PM GILT
Show clock in pop-up window or full-screen window
Free Tarawa clock for your website

It’s now 19 minutes since the rapture began. Any reports of those pacific islanders being taken up bodily? Seems rather quiet.


76 posted on 05/20/2011 11:32:02 PM PDT by BillyBoy (Impeach Obama? Yes We Can!)
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To: mnehring

Except for Michael Jackson, election day 2008, and maybe Osama getting it, I’ve never seen google trends so monolithic.

Say what you want about Camping, he knows how to get attention.

Google top searches

1. christmas island
2. new zealand earthqua...
3. may 21st
4. carmax
5. may 21 doomsday
6. macho man randy sava...
7. rapture may 21 2011
8. may 21 judgement day
9. harold camping may 2...
10. zombie apocalypse
11. supernatural season ...
12. december 21 2012
13. dooms day
14. mayan calendar
15. buffalo bill
16. center for disease c...
17. cdc
18. world clock
19. benjamin netanyahu
20. apocalypse now


77 posted on 05/20/2011 11:40:17 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: mnehring

OMG the guy looks like Walter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSVybYd-lQ&feature=player_embedded#at=23


78 posted on 05/20/2011 11:43:53 PM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: mnehring
Heck, he was a big time fraud long before this humor thread was even posted. Milking people's money like that, and spending $100,000 on an ad campaign for "End of the World." Think how many orphans that could have fed worldwide, which was Christ's true instructions. Some of these people have their noses so buried deep in the Bible they lose their entire perspective and they havent time to love the world, and those within it, around them.

EStreaming online, enjoying Newstalk ZD live from Auckland, New Zealand, at 6:30 p.m. local May 21st, and not a "soul" in the studio is screaming "Hey! Where did everyone go?!??! Did you feel that horrible shake!?" In fact right now they are playing a great New Zealander Elvis Presley impersonator crooing, "Dont Be Cruel".

I'm loving it! How Rapturous!!!


79 posted on 05/20/2011 11:45:22 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Almost 22 May, and still here!!! ;-))
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To: AmericanInTokyo; All
Now New Zealand radio (Newstalk ZB) is playing Patsy Cline's "I Fall To Pieces", (@ 6:40 p.m. local 21 May).

Lovin' it.

They MUST be doing this as a sarcastic joke. ;-)

PS Has anyone revised Family Radio's website yet?? Just wondering. My I hope those people don't start buying "Flavouraide" (made in Guyana)....

80 posted on 05/20/2011 11:53:17 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Almost 22 May, and still here!!! ;-))
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